I need a poetic restraining order after this

I need a poetic restraining order after this

 

 

 

I wrote a poem when I was seven

and that is all you need to know of that

 

even at a young age my muse and I had a spat

then I turned eleven

 

I wrote a story

that was pretty gory

the Nun who read it said a rosary

for my soul's inventory

 

when I was twenty the serious writing started

but with words a plenty I simply farted

 

the verses stank to high heaven

even worse than when I was seven.

 

 

 

erin-cilberto

1/26/2021

Reviews

[barleygirl]

Usually your self-deprecation is a bit more lofty (hoity-toity) than this, so I'm decidedly delighted you stepped down into my gutter-ball world of gory inventory & rank-smelling rhymes. You have painted your self-loathing so sleazy, who am I to red-mark the venerated English Teacher? *wink! wink!* fondly, Margie

[jacob erin-cilberto]

No I think I stepped up or maybe in...

ha ha
Oh Go Ahead and Red Mark....:)))

[AJNJ]

I could relate very much. Getting carried away and farting out crappy poem after poem. It all seems great after a couple of drinks. I trash most of them the next morning. Very witty, sir.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

I need a few drinks then...thank you for the tip, AJNJ---
I'll have a few, and then try again.
j.

[MCS]

Thank you Jacob, this was cheeky and fun!

[jacob erin-cilberto]

glad you enjoyed, Mary,
thank you.

[Patricia]

I second that :) very clever

[jacob erin-cilberto]

thank you, Pat,
j.

[Kaylor Mason]

I burst out laughing as I read this. Nice!

[jacob erin-cilberto]

thank you, Kaylor...
j.

[Paul Bell]

Nuns, rosary, being seven. Then they gave you 13 years lent, and you fart in their face.
I'm afraid it's hell for you, no ifs no buts. Just checked with the old Priest who just won't die. The candles I borrowed mean I'm joining you.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

welcome...we will burn up together.
thank you, Paul,
j.

[Alisa Js]

Thanks for sharing this delightful wordplays with us out here. Full of humor and wit.

Alisa

[jacob erin-cilberto]

thank you for your kind words, Alisa,
j.

[Oydrin]

I have no words. Just appreciation. Well done, sir.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

Thank you, Oydrin,
j.

[lightsong]

Oh well, when I was seven I BELIEVED I was a mermaid in some previous life and I believe it's from where my own world grew, so... dear Jacob as a poet your world have been there all along, if You noticed it or not, it grows as You grow... and it's good if You've tried and wrote in different styles regardless what other say because that's how You find your poetic self and your muse :)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

Appreciate your kind words, lightsong,
j.

[keith]

your poetic license has expired ...
your pen runs dry ...
your voice is cancelled ...
welcome to our world

a good write jacob

[jacob erin-cilberto]

thank you for your words, ABG...
j.