Wise Guy Words

A touch of humor with twisted popular sayings.

I got out of the wrong side of the bed
I'm telling a tale and I'm dead
time is flying, but I'm not having fun
my refrigerator is running, a crank caller won
there's sunshine on my shoulders, but I'm not happy
raindrops keep falling on my head, but I'm not free
there's rain coming down on a sunny day
the s**t hit the fan painting things grey
bad guys were around, I beat it
last night the bed bugs bit
a wise guy said "Who do you think you are, King Nut?"
I couldn't see anything, my eyes were shut
the grass is greener on the other side some say
but tomorrow is another day

Author's Note

Hope you enjoyed.

Reviews

[Leslie Philibert]

A fun poem that romps on along with truth and irony, nice couplets, and I really like the last two lines...why wait ? Excellent...

[Eric Cox]

Thank you!

[Black Cat Fever]

Enjoyable. I love the humor in this. Very creative.

[Eric Cox]

Thanks!! :)

[Star Wolf]

Awesome! This is a true fun poem. Very clever and creative!

[Eric Cox]

Thank you!!!

[Wolf's Dark Song]

Cool poem Eric. It sure made me chuckle.

[Eric Cox]

Thanks :)

[Tina Kline]

Very amusing...reminds me a bit of slap=stick comedy. Excellent poem. It took talent to write this!

[Eric Cox]

Thank you!! :)

[Coyote Song]

A delightfully fun poem to read. We've all been there, I think. Noting goes right no matter how hard we try. And besides that, the poem is just pure fun. You did an outstanding job on this one, my friend!!!! It is very clever and skillfully done!

[Eric Cox]

Thank you my friend!!!

[Coyote Song]

:)

[The Gero]

Clever stuff Eric, enjoyed it

[Eric Cox]

Thanks!

[Shannen Forrester]

Wow that was fast... I was smiling from the first line and loved it :)

[Eric Cox]

Thank you!