Tin Foil Hats

A touch of humor, or is it?

Energy waves rain each day
my tin foil hat makes me a okay
you're insane, you just might say
but the waves jolt brains till fizzy clay
Radios, wireless phones, internet
government signals true? you bet
are you feeling confused, frazzled inside?
from the waves there's only one way to hide
a tin foil hat is the solution my friend
all the energy flooding your cells would end
Try one on before you make that phone call
enough unprotected talks may be your downfall
cancer may crawl so don't be afraid to look strange
shut out the harmful jolts, put your brains out of range
believe me my friend: a tin foil hat would make things a okay
true life surging energy waves jolt brains till fizzy clay

Reviews

[Tina Kline]

This is wonderful, who knows, this could be very true. We'll know the truth after its way too late. Love the dark humor in this, you did a really outstanding job on this. Laugh at the tin foil hat wearers but they might be laughing when the rest of us can't anymore!!!!

[Eric Cox]

Thanks!!!! :)

[Coyote Poetry]

In Japan they wear mask and safety gear. I would too with all the problems they had lately. A interesting poem. Safety gear isn't a bad thing today. Never know what is in our water and air? Thank you for the interesting poem.
Coyote

[Eric Cox]

Thanks!

[Black Cat Fever]

This is great! I love it! Dark humor for sure.
I could use one of those tin foil hats from time to time.
Maybe I better take a few minutes to make on...

[Eric Cox]

Thank you!!!!

[Star Wolf]

A very clever poem and who knows, it's probably true. We all ought to be wearing tin foil hats to protect ourselves from the dark whims of our evil governments wanting to control us and use us for their experiments against our wills.

[Eric Cox]

Thanks!!!

[Coyote Song]

I love this! Wonderful humor what you did with this subject. Who knows, tin foil hats might actually protect us from government harm. I listen to CoastToCoastAM and often scheduled guests say maybe the people who wear tin foil hats know something we don't for all the reasons you state in this fabulous poem. Hmmm. Who knows. I'm putting this on my favorites lists. Thanks for this great write!

[Eric Cox]

Thank you!!!! I've heard Coast to Coast AM. Tina listens to it all the time. Your comments are appreciated. :)

[Coyote Song]

CoastToCoastAM is one cool show! It's nice to know others who listen to it too! We're all Coasties!

[Wolf's Dark Song]

Ha! Ha! That's a good laugh. I really like this. A serious situation and I love the way you tied in the tin foil hat for protection. good humor too! Where's my tin foil hat, hmmm. Ned to get one now.

[Eric Cox]

Thanks!!!! :)