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writing experiment for my poetry workshop. please let me know what you think

Thank you for expressing interest in our application. Please review and adhere to all requirements and instructions concerning application completion.

·       Applicants must hold either a Bachelor’s Degree in Brokenness and Separation or a Master’s Degree in Peacemaking.

·       Applicants must submit only one complete application and we will preference one application over the other.

 

The following are required components of a complete first-time application:

·       Autobiographical information

·       Lists and descriptions of applicant’s heartbreaks, dreams and summer activities

·       Personal essay

·       Secondary Family Report (including all judgements and assumptions)

·       An official transcript from all arguments attended

·       One counselor’s recommendation for therapy

·       The completed Mid-Year Report

·       Required Standardized Crying

·       GOD or the SAD

·       The appropriate SAD code is 122513 and the appropriate GOD code is 72016

·       Screaming proficiency examination score (if necessary)

·       Two Sibling Recommendations

·       These recommendations must come from siblings who taught you sanity

·       For returning applicants, one must come from a stepbrother or stepsister

Supplementary materials:

·       Optional interview with a distant relative

Please note that we reserve the right to evaluate an application and render a final decision even if all pieces of the applicant have not been received. We reserve the right to withdraw an offer of admission or to terminate enrollment if there is any discrepancy between the submitted application data and the subsequently verified data.

A. Please fill out all following blank fields.*

I.  Dear ______________ (parent A),                                                           ______ (date)         Why have you done this? Why did you ruin my life? Why are you being so selfish? Why are you treating my ____ (parent B) so badly? Why didn’t you help______________ (parent B) when he was sick, when you were the one who broke his soul? Why are you acting like everything is normal? Why are you lying to me? Why are you acting like a child? Why have you become a stranger? Why don’t you love ______________ (parent B) anymore? Why does he deserve this suffering? Why do we deserve this pain?

Love,

______________ (signature)

 

II.  Dear ______________ (parent A),                                                                                               ______ (date)

Why is ______________ (parent B) so important to you? Why did you cheat? Why are you making everyone who loves you suffer? Why do you pretend to care about us? Why do you think that ______________ (your name), ______________ (sibling A) and ______________ (sibling B) don’t and can’t understand? Why did you shut me out? Why don’t you listen to any reason? Why are you still acting like this?

Love,

______________ (signature)

III. ______________, (parent A)                                                                  ______ (date)

Why don’t you just leave? Why are you staying? Why are you making our lives so______________ (adjective) and complicated? Why are you doing this to us?

______________ (signature)

 

IV. ______________- (parent A)                                                                   ______ (date)

Why don’t you just go, have______________ (name A)? Why did you write me that letter? Why are you ignoring our pain and ______________ (noun)?

 

-______________ (signature)

 

V. ______________ (parent A), why don’t you love us anymore? Why don’t you care? Why have you become such a monster? Why______________ (name A)? Why?

 

VI. To: ______________ (parent A)

Happy Birthday!

Fr: ______________ (your name) 

B. Please answer the following questions.*

I. Describe a time in your life when your suffered dearly. (1000 characters) 

II.  Please list all relevant music, poetry, artwork, etc. that you have produced because of the above incidence. (500 characters) 

III.  Please describe in detail the most recent time you’ve spent crying yourself to sleep. (1000 characters)

IV. If accepted, applicants will be asked to play mediator in several various conflicts. Describe what experience you have had in this area. (1000 characters)

V.  Upon acceptance, applicants are expected to question the reason for life, love and family. Have you had any experience in this area? If yes, please describe your experience. If no, please describe how you plan to grow in this area. (1000 characters)

C. Please answer the following questions using the following scale: never, sometimes, always.*

 

I.  Are you sad? ________________

II. Do you fear marriage? ________________

III. Do you like having two houses? ________________

IV. Please rate your desire to escape to another place. ________________

V.  Is life hard? ________________

VI. Do you wish life was different? ________________

VII. Do you feel ashamed talking about your family? ________________

VIII. Do you wonder if God cares? ________________

VIIII. Do you question which memories were real? ________________

IX. Do you refer to old pictures and/or videos often? ________________

X. Do you get jealous of other families? ________________

XI. Do you love your parents? ________________

XII. Do you know love? ________________

*The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this application must be non-fictitious. Identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.