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Now's your chance! Like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book, choose Koda's future as she's forced to play 7 Minutes in Heaven with the Elric Brothers, Colonel Mustang, and Lieutenant Havoc!!

7 Minutes In Heaven: Reverse Version

"I'm not sure how to play this game," I said, and Edward smiled at me. "It's a fun game. I've seen people play it all the time. This is my first time of course, but still," he said, gently patting my shoulder. I blushed, happy that he was giving me some attention. It had been awhile since we had done anything together, so naturally this was exciting for me. "But how do we play?" I asked. Ed sighed. "Well, you write down a number and throw it into a hat. Then someone who's NOT playing has to make sure no two people wrote down the same number. When its your turn, you pick a number from the hat. Whoever's number you got has to go into the closet with you for 7 minutes and..." he explained, his face suddenly not that far from mine, "...kiss you for the entire time. The only time they are allowed to part from your lips is to let you breathe."

I blushed. "E-Ed! I didn't know that THOSE were the rules! Otherwise I would never had agreed to playing!" I shouted, my fists cletched. Ed smiled. "Relax, Koda. You might get someone you like. That's why it's called 7 minutes in heaven," he said, fluttering his hands on the word "heaven". I blushed.

If that's so, Ed, then I only want to get your number....

Edward led me into this large circular room where several other people were sitting. I scoped out the room to see who I'd possibly be kissing today:

Colonel Mustang

Lieutenant Hawkeye

Lieutenant Havoc

Schiezca, my friend and roomate

Alphonse, Ed's younger brother

Paninya, a friend of mine all the way from Rush Valley

Edward

"Oh! Koda! Come sit over here!" Al called to me welcomingly. I smiled weakly as I sat down. Edward grinned as he pulled out a hat. "Alright everyone! Write down the number of your choice!" Ed shouted as he passed pieces of paper around. Ed sat close to Paninya as I wrote down my number:

72.

I looked around as everyone threw their pieces of paper into the hat. "Good!" Edward said, picking up the hat. "Now we hand this to somebody who's not playing," Ed said before he put his fingers in his mouth and let out a loud whistle.

"Coming!"

In walked Seargent Fuery, a really good colleege of mine. He pried the hat out of Ed's grasp and checked over every paper. "All clear," he said a moment later as he handed Ed the hat and walked out of the room. Ed sat back down, throwing the hat into the center of the circle. "Alrighty now, who wants to go first?"

No one.

"C'mon you guys! It's a party! Who wants to go first??" he asked again, and again no one said a word. Ed sighed. "Fine! I'll choose who goes first...." he said as he looked around the room. Finally, I saw a glint of amusement in his eyes as he mischeiviously looked at me. "Koda, why don't YOU go first?"

"Wh-Wha?!"

"You heard me. Pick a number."

Ed slid the hat over to me, and I could feel vomit climbing up my throat. I slowly slid my hand into the hat, anxious about who I was going to get...

 

 

PAUSE: Readers, this is where you come in! Pick the number that Koda chooses and see which outcome she gets (and don't worry, all the numbers are boys).

1) 654

2) 722

3) 95

4) 20

SCROLL DOWN TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!

 

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654

 

 

My fingers felt a thin piece of paper, and I grabbed it and pulled it out. "What number?" Colonel Mustang asked, and I sighed. "654," I replied, and at this Lieutenant Havoc shot up. "That's me," he said, his face bright red. My jaw dropped to the floor. I wanted Edward, not Havoc!! Just my luck.

Ed burst out laughing. "Oh wow!! You two have to make out for 7 minutes!! This is priceless!!" he shouted, rolling around the floor. Alphonse blushed. "Oh my..." he whispered, and I shook my head. Havoc stood up. "Well, I guess we should get this over with, eh Miss Tucker?" he asked, and my legs shook as I stood up and nodded. Ed lifted his coat sleeve and clicked a button on his watch. "I'll start 7 minutes as soon as the closet door closes," he said, and with that havoc and I walked into the closet and shut the door.

 

My heart raced. "Do we really have to...uh..." I whispered, and Havoc let out a stern "mmmhmm". I coughed, my face bright red with blush. "Um...a-alright...go ahead..." I said, freezing where I sat. Havoc's rough hands grabbed me by the shoulders and brought me closer to him. I closed my eyes and braced myself for the oncoming torture. His lips hit mine shortly after, and I hated every second of it. I kissed him back, trying to make this go as smoothly as possible. He had smokers breath, so even when he let go let me breathe I was STILL hating it. I grabbed him from the back and kissed harder, tears leaking out of the sides of my face.

 

Oh please let 7 minutes be up soon! Oh please!!

 

"And TIME!!" Edward shouted as he flung the closet door open. Havoc let go and took in deep inhales. As soon as Ed saw my horrified look, he began laughing out loud again. "Oh my God you should see your face Koda!!" he shouted in between laughs. Ed doubled over and held his side, he was laughing so hard. I stood up, brushed myself off, and walked out of the closet with what little dignity I had left.

 

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722

 

My fingers felt a thin piece of paper, and I grabbed it and pulled it out. "What number?" Colonel Mustang asked, and I sighed. "722," I replied, and Alphonse jumped. "Th-That's my number..." he said quietly. My eyes widened and my face got red. Well I wanted ONE of the brothers, just not this one...

Ed burst out into waves of laughter. "Holy cow!! You two have to make out in the closet!! Hahahahahaa!" Ed shouted, rolling around on the floor. Al stood up, his face just as red as mine. "Sh-Sh-Shall we go?" he asked, and I nodded. Ed lifted his shirt sleeve and clicked a button on his watch. "I'll start 7 minutes as soon as the door closes," Ed said, laughing evilly.

 

Al opened the closet door, and with shaky hands I walked in.

Al shut the door and sat down beside me. "I'm sorry Koda-Chan, I..." he began, and I placed a finger to his lips. "Just hit me and lets get this over with," I said sorrowfully. Gently, Al placed his hands on mine as he leaned in and kissed me. He was gentle, almost like he was scared. My face sagged, and I pulled him closer to me. Don't be scared, I don't bite! I thought as I gripped tighter onto his shirt.

 

Please, just let 7 minutes be up soon! I can't take much more of this.

 

Al kissed me a 2nd time, harder than before, and seemed to be much more into it. My eyes got big at his newfound confidence. I closed my eyes once more and let him take me for a ride.

 

"And TIME!!" Edward shouted as he flung the door open. Reluctantly, Al released his lips from mine as he stood up, bowed, and walked out of the closet. Ed looked at me and then started laughing again. "You seemed to enjoy that, didn't you??" he asked sarcastically. In response, I stood up and punched him in the arm. "Ow! Hey what was that for?" he asked as I walked out of the closet and took my place in the circle once more.

 

If I don't get Ed my next turn, I decided, Al will suit me just fine.

 

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95

 

My fingers felt a thin piece of paper, and I grabbed it and pulled it out. "What number?" Colonel Mustang asked, and I sighed. "95," I replied, and suddenly all amusement in Ed's face washed away. "That's m-my number!" he shouted in disbelief, and the whole room shook with giggles. My face exploded with blush. I wanted to get Ed, but I didn't think I'd get Ed!!

 

"You know the rules," Colonel Mustang joked, "You need to kiss her for 7 whole minutes in the closet!" he said in mocking tone. I covered my face and tried not to look at anybody. "B-But I have the watch!" Ed exclaimed, and I looked just in time to see Colonel Mustang taking the watch off of Ed's wrist. "I'll come and get you once 7 minutes is up," he said, looking at Ed the entire time. Ed's face was rocked with disbelief, his eyes wandering from me to Colonel Mustang. "Go on," the Colonel said, "Go and make out." Ed sighed, shouted "Fine!", and came over and grabbed my wrist. He dragged me into the closet and slammed the door shut. My heart raced. Oh boy...here we go!

 

I sat down and Ed sat in front of me. "Let's just get this over with," I said, trying to reassure him that I also was upset about this. Ed didn't answer. "Ed, I said--" I began before he pushed me against the back wall and pushed his lips on mine--hard.

 

And I absolutely loved it.

 

Ed pushed me against the wall harder, and I kissed him back with stronger force. "You call that a kiss?" he whispered, "Give me everything you have!" I smiled, then pulled him against me and kissed him as hard as I could. He kissed me back, then ran his hands down along my back. Silently, he whispered "I was hoping you'd pick me." I was just about to say something before the door flung open. "Time's up, you two," Colonel Mustang said, and Edward bit down on my lip before he stood up. "Fair enough," Ed said as he took back his watch and waltzed out of the closet. I simply sat there, in wonder and in absolute amazement of Ed's closing sentence to me:

 

I was hoping you'd pick me.

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20

 

My fingers felt a thin piece of paper, and I grabbed it and pulled it out. "What number?" Colonel Mustang asked, and I sighed. "20," I replied, and Colonel Mustang smiled creepily. "Oh...my...God..." I whispered, and Edward erupted with laughter. "NOW THIS IS JUST PRICELESS!! YOU AND COLONEL MUSTANG HAVE TO KISS!!" Ed shouted inbetween laughs. I blushed and stood up. "You couldn't PAY me enough to go in there and kiss him! I'm out!" I shouted. Before I left the room, I turned towards Ed. "Forget you and your stupid game!! I'm never playing with you ever AGAIN!!" I shouted, pointing at him and slamming the door behind me.

Author's Note

XDDDD

It was so much fun to write that. :3

So tell me: what scenario did you get? =3

Reviews

[EverEmma]

Loved it! Reminded me of the YouTube chain videos. Very inventive and realistically written. I would personally be miserable having to play 7 minutes in heaven! Still a very cute piece. Would go well into a book of short stories about teenage woes or into a longer novel.

[miguelbovine]

That was cute.

[Leave me alone....]

hahaha i had to read them all and i laughed the WHOLE time! XD

[Keevan]

I just read them all lol. I was laughing throughout the whole thing! XD

[State of Grace]

Koda got... ED!!!!!!!!!! :D I was surprised I got that one first! XD You did a great job on this!