Chapter Five: A Peek Into My Emo-ness

That night (I know, short day right?) I lay awake, the streets once again clogged with soldiers from the war. All of which shouted out their leaders name into the air.

 

Sleep had become impossible around here.

 

I staggered sleepily to the window, the soft nighttime breeze caressing the whisps of hair on my face. Gently, my fingers wrapped around the bottom of the pane and slammed it shut.

 

There. Sleep had become a little more possible.

 

However, God doesn't like me very much. As I was walking my arm popped off and, since I was half asleep, I tripped on it.

 

On the bright side, I now know what wood tastes like.

 

My face hit the floor, and I grunted in frustration. This had happened many times before. I sat up, my chest aching, and grabbed my arm. "I miss my AutoMail," I whimpered as I slammed it back into my harness.

 

AutoMail wasn't the only thing I missed.

 

Oh, before I go any farther, lemme explain what AutoMail is to you noobs who have JUST NOW started following me.

 

Yeah, thats right. I called you a noob.

 

Anyway, if I may continue, AutoMail is a special type of metal limb that can me customized just for you. I had some, for my arm and leg both, and they were much better.

 

Except I left that behind. Behind at home. In Resembool.

 

I stared at my fake arm, pinching my fake rubber skin. Underneath that skin was something I hated. Something I wished that never existed.

 

Me.

 

I crawled into bed, my head swirling with several thoughts. "Heil Hitler!!" someone outside shouted, and I grunted as I threw my pillow over my head and drifted into sleep.

Reviews

[Angie Diane♥&hea..]

LMAO I love how he called us noobs. XD
This chapter was funny for me. LOL he is a clutz. Good chapter. :D

[dachildofevil]

hahahahaha clutz :P
jk, id probably do the same XD

[Zeitgeist Manifesto]

Those idiots suck. I feel like throwing a bottle!
I like how the situation with the arm is obviously
important, but not overdone.

[Keevan]

Poor Ed! :'(

Stupid Nazis.....