"Am I your main man?"
The question that I've wanted to hear
But it's looks like it's neither far nor near
I felt alone, so loveless and lost
Life spit me out and away I was tossed
Was love for me not meant to be?
I wished and hoped for eyes to see
An answer to this question of mine
Please send me a man so fine!
And then I found him.
My main man has done it all
Crysler building? Hah! He's much more tall!
His love is like an unending dream
He's undoubtedly perfect, and you'd agree
He's humble and wise, kind and smart
Every word he says comes from the heart
He gives the world a whole new taste
I am so happy I found his grace
He's better than friends, bigger than life
In him there is no anger or strife
He's happy and gentle, you've met him before
And other men won't reach his score
Ed, you're cool, but he holds my heart
I think he did, right from the start
So don't get mad if I walk with him
If life's a game, with him I'll win
My main man is very well known
He's got many friends, and it really shows!
I love him lots, and he loves me too
I know it's not a lie, it's the truth.
Want to know what he's done for me?
If I told you, you'd smile and weep
You may already know how good he is
He listens to my every wish
Sometimes he nods, sometimes it's "no"
But oh, how I do love him so!
With him, my love is never lost
Because my main man carried the cross.