what a finely crafted irony you are, my dear,
hiding so hard -- you're naked now,
but don't worry:
i'm not laughing.
your swinging hips and pouty lips are sticking hard,
just as planned.
i hate to disappoint you, but you seem to have pleased the b******s you love to hate.
no, you're not as clever as you'd like to think they think.
you missed a spot, my sweet, and i can see right through to the you that you've propped up on your beloved pedestal.
your hair is falling in your face now,
and i know you're dying to look through it
to nothing at all, just like a makeup ad,
and give the camera man his hard-on.
so go ahead, ms. mysterious 2000, peek through, and don't worry --
you'll see my furrowed brow when you do,
because i once wanted to be her, too.