My Monologue

A Story by Gracie_Girl429

This is actually going to be a monologue because why not?

First of all, I'm just naturally an irritable person. So, starting this monologue with that in mind, this composition is basically just going to be me ranting about things that irritate me. The first thing is on this website itself. You do know that I can see when you read my writing, right? I know when you people have seen it, and it's quite depressing when my writing has views, yet no reviews. Could you not take thirty-seconds of your time to give me feedback? Yeah, I know I'm not the best writer in the world, but some reviews would be cool. The next thing is grammar in rap songs. I get that slang gives an effect on the genre, but all those rappers just sound stupid to me when they intentionally use incorrect grammar. Example: In Timbaland's song "The Way I Are", it wouldn't take up an extra beat or anything to say "The Way I Am", it would just make Timbaland sound more educated. Not to call Timbaland out or anything. A lot of rappers do this and when I hear it in a song on the radio, it makes me want to cry, scream, and laugh hysterically all at the same time. Another thing about rap, why is it always about parties, drugs, alcohol, and sex? Not to demean anyone's opinions, but I don't really qualify songs like these actual music. And can't anyone scrape up enough evidence against people who write about illegal drugs? You're really just letting these people break the law simply because they're famous. On a serious note, the next thing that severely frustrates me is when teens commit suicide. Life is unbearable sometimes; I know that, but think it is selfish to kill yourself when other people are fighting for their lives. Cancer patients, soldiers, and even people in accidents (like fires and car crashes) don't always have the choice to live. You do have that choice, so make the right one. Next: skinny girls that complain about being fat. EXCUSE ME, MADAM. We all know that you are skinny, even you, so shut up about being fat. It is so annoying to those of us that actually do have weight to lose. While on the topic of teenage girls, why do girls enjoy being all up in everyone else's business? I am guilty of gossiping, too, but I don't do it all the time, and I only tell my close friends and if I know for sure that it's true. Who the heck even starts rumors? What kind of fool? What gives you the right to ruin someone's reputation with false information? Would you like me to make up fake stuff about you and spread it around school? I THINK NOT. I hate when people try to get attention. For example, on Instagram someone will post a picture and say, "I look terrible in this picture". We all know you just want people to say you don't look terrible because if you truly believed you looked terrible, then you wouldn't have posted it because no one with a brain would post a picture they look terrible in. It's just common sense. Here's a big pet peeve of mine: YOLO. I think it could have been a great inspirational saying, but then everyone just starting using it as an excuse for literally everything. Riding my bike because YOLO. Eat this cupcake because YOLO. I'll have a cherry Coke because YOLO. Why didn't you do your homework? YOLO. Seriously, guys? To be honest, a lot of people complain about their lives when it isn't even that bad. You want to see a bad life? Visit the children in Africa and then tell me how bad your life is. Next, why are all these celebrities filthy rich, but not donating any of their money? I feel like some people need that money more than you need a ten thousand dollar outift. Talk about selfish. Did you guys hear that it is rumored that Kim Kardashian spent a million dollars on just one of her wedding dresses? I think the only reason she wasted money like that is because she has been rich her whole life. She doesn't know what it is like to be in need. That isn't really her fault, though. I'll leave Kim Kardashian alone now, but here's a promise that all of you can ensure that I keep: If I ever get rich, I will donate whenever and whatever I can. I can survive without wasting money on pointless things. Another thing that irritates me is when ads pop up on your screen right in front of what you're trying to look at. Throwing crap in my face will not make me want to buy or use your product. Sorry. This one is for the ladies: when you are putting mascara on, and it gets on your eyelid that you just spent forever applying eyeshadow and eyeliner to. That's just perfect. Thanks, mascara. I think that is enough complaining for today. Obviously, this is just a sliver of my list of pet peeves, so another monologue like this one will most likely be written at some point. Have a nice evening, or morning, or afternoon, depending on where you are and when you read this. Do me a favor and avoid doing the things that I just complained about.
XOXO,
Gracie