( Extract 4) Edaline Simard's Diary of Completly and Utterly Normal?

         15th of December, 2012

 

And we are off! We left at 1:00, and I am not tired at all! Wait a second Mum's making "take your earphones out" notions-

 

                         

 

                               Later

 

Mum just wanted to tell me not to worry about moving into a new town. She didn't say anything about making new friends or anything like that. She just said that the kids in this town all take packed lunches to school instad of having dinners. Huh. Never thought I'd see the day. In my old school taking a packed lunch was considered dorky. Oh well. Guess this town is just different than my old one.

 

                        5 hours later

                       

  Help! I have stumbled into the wrong town!!!! 

We just arrived in town, and the weird, crazy, mental-asylum town I thought Normolville was going to be has gone completly! It is just a normal town. You know, suburban houses, perfectly clothed girls and boys, everyone knows everyone. This is just part of a conversation I overheard- okay, eavesdropped on, then- ,      

 " Hey Trudy, I love your new T-shirt! "

" Oh, thanks, Sybil, I got it from that new shop in the square, um, I think it's Blossom Hill? "

" Yeah, I hear that's great! Hey look over there! Roxanna! Roxanna! Come over here! "

" Oh, hey Sybil! Hey Trudy! Is that t- shirt from the new shop in the square? . . . "

Yes I know what your thinking. Evil. Evil little normal teenage girls. They will have make- up and diary's and crushes. Evil. I am to gobsmacked to write anymore.

 

                             Later

 

I have recovered. I just hope I don't turn into one of The Populars. Next time I see them I will stick my earphones in and listen to music. I'm sitting on a bench writing this, by the way. I had to get out the house. It was a mess, and I hate it when things are a mess. Oh no here come The Populars . Quick, music from Wicked the Musical. You'll be with me like a handprint on my heart

 " Yeah so I told her, You think you can just like order me around like that...."

Yay a new song. Let him never die, let him never die...

 

"And she was like, Yeah, watcha gonna do about it?"         

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Reviews

[Matty Bosox]

This is so insanely excellent...LoL...Obviously nothing normal about the diary itself but the town is very normal....Which tells me that this girl is exquisitly weird...In a very good way...You should keep going with this...It kinda reminds me of the Number 23..I don't know why it just does..Very good though keep it up