( Extract 10) Edaline Simard's Diary of Completly and Utterly Normal?

            20th of December, 2012

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I just walked in on my dad reading a newspaper! And he had very short, silky, brown hair! His natural hair colour! All that needs to happen now is my sister, Aline Watkins( mum and dad have a strange tendency to come up with strangely normal names) , to turn up with silky, straight, medium- length, chestnut coloured hair and sapphire eyes! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Wait a minute the door just opened.

 

                    Later

 

It was Aline! Though I've not really missed her, it was good for her to come. I havn't seen her since she went off to Egypt with her " friend" Amber Rogueslayer, ( Yes, speach marks, because I think my sister is gay. But maybe shes not gay anymore, and thats why shes come " Home" . And also, Amber Rogueslayer is a fake name. Her real one is Roslaind Graham) . She said that shes only staying for a day, and then she is going back to Egypt with her " friend" Mel Silas Keller( surprisingly, not a fake name) . I've got to go, mum is calling me for dinner. Wait, dinner? Mum hasn't made dinner since... well, never!

 

                     Midnight 

 

Oh my God! And, not only did she have her hair in a QUIFF she was also wearing a striped and beaded dress and a sapphire cocktail ring and high heels! Every time I looked at her, I needed to look across the table at Aline, who had fine, straight, white hair, and was wearing contacts, as she always does, which were white and looked like two bleached skulls. She kept giggling when she looked at dad, who was wearing a suit! And then mum dropped the bombshell... She's going to hold a dinner party! I am expected to be civil, nice even, and wear a special outfit( which mum is going out to buy later this morning. If it has anything to with leather mini skirts, floral bracelets, high heeled long boots, floral t- shirts, or bows, I am getting a tattoo. She says that she getting it from the new place in town, the one The Barbies were talking about. * Shudder* ) . I'm going to sleep, my mum has got me some hair dye to dye my hair to a normal colour for the dinner party, and I'm going to pick my outfit with mum.

 

           21st of December, 2012

 

* Shudder* * SHudder* * SHUdder* * SHUDder* * SHUDDer* * SHUDDEr* * SHUDDER* . My outfit is worse than I expected it to be! It is a yellow crop top, and yellow slacks( which aren't even real slacks, they are loose jeans) , a pair of green and blue high heels, and a leather jacket! At least I got to look insane in the shop, because I was wearing an office blazer, a tropical frog dress, lace up day bouties and a sun- flower head band. I told my mum that I'd go and get my hair dye. I hate all the normal- ness, but I love my mum, and don't want to disapoint her, so I bought midnight black. Fairly normal. I'll do it thick and straight and neck length and worn in a utilitarian style. I've borrowed some of Aline's contacts, so my eyes will almond shaped and blue on the night of the dinner party. I've got to go, my mum is calling me to pick dishes for the dinner party. * SHUDDER! *