Bad Grammar Doesn't Get the GirlA Poem by EllyWritten for a 'Cheesy Pick-Up Lines' contest. A guy sits down at the bar and tries to pick up a woman. Little does he know that she won't be impressed.
He sat down at the bar The only thoughts in his head Being the light in her hair And her dress, which was red And she looked at him vaguely Not seeming to mind Until he cleared his throat Ready to feed her his line "Hey," he said, in the smooth sort of voice That he hoped made her think that he drove a Rolls-Royce She seemed not to notice Though she did seem to hear "Who're you?" she enquired, her tone even and clear "I'm the guy that they picked for a very large task," He said, smiling through his best movie-star mask "Oh?" she said, not seeming impressed "Yes, but I've made a mistake, I confess," He said as he showed off his pearly whites Which he'd made sure to polish before going out for the night "They told me to figure out which letters go where," He explained as he smoothed back his sleek, shiny hair "But it seems I was wrong," he said with a sigh "Because nowhere together do we find 'u' and 'i'." There was a moment's pause as his line sank in She folded her hands, looked at him with a grin And said, "It wasn't the best idea, it's true, For the world to think of letting you Decide the rules that all your peers Have loyally followed for all these years." He quickly kept his jaw from hitting his knee "Whatever do you mean?" said he. She laughed. "'You and I' is improper, you see, If anything, it should've been 'you and me'." He grinned. "Well, baby, can it be?" She laughed again and got to her feet. "I don't think so, but it was nice to meet A man to whom the world is so in debt For bringing us the wonders of the alphabet." Then she walked out the door and into the street He bowed his head and sighed in defeat Then got up as well, feeling quite beat He never returned after meeting her His absence never caused much of a stir But it was rumoured among his friends that on his nightstand Remained a children's English workbook, Always close at hand.
© 2008 EllyAuthor's Note
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4 Reviews Added on November 25, 2008 Last Updated on December 27, 2008 AuthorEllyQuebec, CanadaAboutMy pen name is Elly. My little piece of the world is found somewhere in Quebec, Canada. I love reading anything I can get my hands on and writing anything I can think of. I mostly read the In Death.. more..Writing
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