WET SNATCH

Sometimes we get what we pay for, and more!

 

 

 

 

 

 I started the trip in the State of Attraction
 Left the wife and kids looking for a bar
 Crowds were in front of “Flirtation"
 So I sat out for another not to far
 Saw a shack blinking female anatomy
 So I knew it was another strip bar
 Got a drink from a bartender named "Inflation" He was big and didn't take any mess
 I sat and watched all their dancers but "Seduction" was by far the best
 I flashed my wallet to Seduction and asked if she'd be up for a test
 She declined but I still pushed forward, I told her she was worth more than all of the rest
 It promised it would be tonight only, no hassle, no wife, or my pests!

 

 She smiled and said that she'd do it; I guess I won her over with my clever lines
 She said she wanted to leave me with something that I could remember for all time
 She took me upstairs to "The Ready & Willing" and rolled me on her bed of elation
 She was worth all that I had and more; she gave me her complete participation
 With regret she told me she didn't usually do this because she was not like all the rest
 I hushed her and told her it was worth it; because she was the absolute best
 I woke up alone and neglected, went down and paid Inflation my debt
 He laughed and gave me a card, let me out and wished me the best
 I read the card and started screaming, my heart dropped as I read Seduction's lines
 "Thanks for stopping at Wet Snatch; I hope my disease was still worth your time!"

 

 

© 2010 Eddie Phillips

Author's Note

Ever so often I come across a poem I wrote back in the day. It makes me laugh. I am going to post this one because I don't know why I wrote it. I think it had something to do with those Vegas commercials.

Reviews

[Davidgeo]

You're a genius Edward Phillips

[Grey]

I must be honest, the title is what got my attention. I liked it, it was really funny.

[Eddie Phillips]

LOL it was kind of a trap...I wrote this some time ago an it made me laugh. Thank you for reading. I thought most people would be offended by the name and then read it an realize it was a completely different poem. Either they would be let down by that or laugh at the story. LOL

[Sirius King]

LOL even though i saw it coming the ending made me laugh

good one!

[Eddie Phillips]

LOL Hey everyone cannot be as talented as you in writing a story poem. I can only try! LOL Thanks for reading brother.

[Baby Ricochet]

Ha! Loved it! (Of course I did) Ya see Eddie that's what condoms are for.

[Eddie Phillips]

HAHAHA! My old Senior Chief used to say wear them and buy a bottle of whiskey. I asked why??? He said so that after your done you can pour one on your buddy and then take a swig for you...I remember crying laughing at this old salty dude. This poem mad me think of him. Crazy dude!