Emo Christmas

This is a poem I came up with at random but stuck with it. Enjoy.

Emo Christmas

 

The hand of hell, the ice of night

Both of which are such a plight

I stare in sorrow and sometimes fear

That one called santa claus is here

I cower in bed and sometimes cry

Fearing that I'm going to die

Christmas isn't a holiday

Just another time to waste the day away

It brings me such fear but never pleasure

Watching claus die would be a treasure

Maniacal laughter would fill my room

As I beat him senseless with a broom

So Santa Claus watch your a*s

If you don't want to be in a cast

 

 

Author's Note

This is not how I feel, I love Christmas.

Reviews

[Raven Wilson]

Hrmm I don;t really think emo when i read this but, haha its pretty good ^_^

[Becca]

Wow. That's pretty impressive. It doesn't sound very Emo, kind of Gothic instead. But hey, it's still cool! Nicely done.

[Ally Baker]

haha wow, that was a great piece! I too love christmas, yet this poem still made me laugh out loud. It was a very clever piece and was very enjoyable to read! great job! ^^

~~Ally Baker