Just Another Vegan Attack!

Juuuuust...

Go ahead and eat your tofu wieners,

I prefer beans on toast.

Side of pig, yolks on toast,

I begin to dig.

 

Wieners, Wieners.

Pumpkin eaters.

Had a wife, and couldn’t eat her.

Had a wife, and couldn’t eat her.

 

Should have bought a plow,

Could have had a cow.

Why won't you eat her?

Why won't you eat her?

 

You bring shame to your race,

Reflections, you can’t face.

Should have had a taste.

Should have had a taste.

 

Should have had a little fur,

On your china plate-

Skin some seals,

What's the difference anyway?

 

Peter, Peter.

Beaver eater.

Had a wife and should have left her.

Didn't know she was a...

Porridge lover.

 

 

Just go ahead and eat your tofu wieners,

I prefer beans on toast.

Side of pig, yolks on toast,

I begin to dig.

 

Beaners, Beaners.

Pumpkin eaters.

Had a man and wouldn't eat him.

Had a man and wouldn't eat him!

 

Should have had a house.

Could have bought a mouse.

Why won't you eat him?

Why won't you eat him?

 

You bring shame to your race,

You cannot face your face!

Should have had a taste.

Should have had a taste.

 

 

Should have had a little bird,

On your china plate-

Save some seals,

What's the difference anyways.

 

Molly, Molly

Missed her dolly.

So she fell in love with Holly.

Didn't know she was a...

Sausage lover.

 

Go ahead and join your grassroots battle,

I preferred the taste of cattle.

Read it in the paper.

Read it in the paper.

 

Peter, Peter

Beaver eater.

Had a wife and could not eat her.

Had a wife and couldn't eat her!

 

Could've had a mouse.

Could have had a cow.

Why would you eat her?

Why would you eat him?

 

You bring shame to your race.

Your reflection you can't face.

Should have had a taste.

Should've had a taste.

 

Should have had a little bird,

Buried in your fur!

Where’s your sense of humour?

Can’t you see the humour?

 

Peter, Peter,

Was in love with Molly.

But she was in love with Holly!

Didn’t know she was a...

Peter eater!?!

 

Author's Note

lol new song.

Reviews

[Quinn W]

I actually read this and was laughing. Usually when I see things that say they are going to attack my lifestyle I back away or am extremely angry. I was not angry at this though because I really found it funny!

[eatmills]

I laughed that you judged my writing on the title. I am glad though that it made you angry enough to read it even though you had a misconception to what it really was about. Never judge a book by its cover or in this case by its title. Thanks for the read and your diet is none of my business.

[Nobody.]

LOL! Would love sing along to it. Sounds like one the Toy Dolls would do. And,that, from me, is a HIGH compliment. Cheers!

[eatmills]

Toy Dolls? Wow thanks. Yeah wish I had the old studio band still. The other guy went semi-pro so he has no time for this. But we'll see...

[Nobody.]

Yeah. It's a punk band from the UK. They have a very unique style. This would fit it. And, I understand. I just found a new group of people to write and record with myself. Been too long. :)

[eatmills]

Yeah just finished youtubing them. Very cool. Miss the old punk style. Well if you ever post it up let us know.

[Nobody.]

Will do. Probably gonna throw it on my Reverbnation.com page. It's the dumping ground for my creative madness.

[eatmills]

I'm on there as well. let's fan eachother lol. if we haven"t already... I really don"t know any of my fans.

[Nobody.]

Cool. I'm on as Grady McShane. What's your name on there?

[eatmills]

Eatmills Alive.