Chapter 14

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Chapter 14.

AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! (Nah, it’s funny!) Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. (*sighs* im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. (How unfortunate.) PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws! (I guess you never got the good reviews.)

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD. (VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD…this line makes me laugh…I have no idea why.)

We ran to where Volcemort was. (Oh brother.) It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. (You said in the last chapter that you heard his croon voice. So that means that he was there.) Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. (What?) Draco was there crying tears of blood. (Draco is supposed to be dead…how is that even possible and if he isn’t dead…he needs to go to the hospital for crying tears of blood.) Snaketail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.

"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun (You are a wizard you don’t need guns!) he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. (Wtf? Not every guy is in love with you. This is why you are a Mary Sue!) "." he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok) (Whatever.)

"Huh?" I asked.

"Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" (Whoa there.) asked Snaketail. I started laughing crudely. "What the f**k? You torture my bf and then you expect me to f**k you? God, you are so fucked up you f*****g b*****d." (Just like you.) I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.

"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.

"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. (o.o what?)  So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. (Why the heck would you screw if she is sad?) He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) (Shut up.) and a really huge you-know-what and everything. (Such a baby….just say penis!)

"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything." (Why are you so full of yourself?)

"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such f*****g s***s. (So is Enoby though.)" answered Draco.

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" (Just die in a hole somewhere already.) I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) (She is totally a snob.) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A F*****G CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away. (Angry much…and you are not good at anything!)

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[Bluefire]

XDD Who's Snaketail? This is funny, she's totally a snob. Well done!