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A Story by dw817

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Whoa, lordy!

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Wooo, wow!

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Lemme outa here! Oh feet, do yo' stuff.

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Wu-huh! Wu-huh! Woooow!

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Going down down down
How far can you go?

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You might fall into the Forbidden Zone

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Going round round round
Driving me insane

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Everything looks different
but nothing has changed

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Living in the Sixth Dimension
Things get rough

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Living in the Sixth Dimension
can be tough

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It's so hard when you're on your own

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When you're on your own

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Going down down down
How far can you go?

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You might fall into the Forbidden Zone

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Going down down down
Cross the border line

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The guards look scary
But the girls are pretty fine

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Okay! I'm a-going down, I'm a-going down,
I'm a-going down

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I know

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Turnin' me around, turnin' me around,
turnin' me around,

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I know

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Thank you very much
for that delicious breakfast.

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It was absolument superbe!

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I'd like to chat with you longer...

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however, I regret that
Flash and I have to hurry along to school.

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As I am a new student,
I don't want to make a bad impression.

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Yeah. The principal, Mr. Yodlebein,
sent out bulletins to all the classrooms...

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and he said that if anybody's gonna be late,
they're gonna be punished.

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Oh, children, don't be late for school.

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And, Flash, be sure you tie
your grandfather up...

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and check the knots real good.

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While he was sniffing around
for food yesterday...

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he nearly wandered into the Forbidden Zone.

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The Forbidden Zone?
Qu'est-ce que c'est que Ã§a, alors?

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What are you ever talking about?

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Squeezit Henderson's got a brother
that dresses like a broad.

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And he took us down into the basement...

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and showed us those funny games,
you know, like the adults play...

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and he went through a door,
and he never came out.

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A door leading to the Sixth Dimension?

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How strange, yet intriguing.

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Just imagine the adventurous world
beyond that door.

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You don't ever...

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You don't ever,
you don't ever....

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Behind them doors
You don't go through

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That is one thing
You do not do

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Sin and evil
That's what you'll find

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You'll meet two baldheaded devils
there with wild sex on their minds

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The King and Queen
of that terrible underworld

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They capture and torment
all the little sweet young girls

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You can't be serious, Pa,
It sounds like heaven! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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I think I'll move there,
you stupid, silly father

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Stay away from that door,
my little daughter

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You'll miss yer daddy
You'll miss yer mama

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One of these days
You'll be sad and lonely

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Some of these days, Laday la hey
You're gonna be so lonely

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Some of these days
You're gonna want me only

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You'll miss my lovin', miss my kissin'
You're gonna miss your little daddy

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When you goes away
You'll be so lonely

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For me only, you know, baby
Why I went away

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Oh, when I'm leavin'
You don't know

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About how your heart be grievin'
You'll miss your little daddy, mama

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Some of these days

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Holy cow. It's ten to 9:00.

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Come on, Gramps, we gotta tie you up now.

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FRENCHY: Oh, la, la, we'll be late for school.

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Beautiful dreamer

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Come unto me

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Ewww! Squeezit Henderson.

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Will you get a load of that jerk, will you?

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Ewww!

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Hey, Frenchy, you got a Kleenex?
I got something stuck in my throat.

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No, sorry.

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SQUEEZIT: Hi, Flash. Hi, Frenchy.
FLASH: How you doing, man?

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Flash told me that you have a twin brother
that disappeared behind the door...

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in our basement.

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It's not my brother, it's my sister.

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FLASH: It's your brother, he only acts
like a broad. He's a f****t.

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You're the f****t.

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Do you think
you'll ever see your sister again?

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You know, I think I've accomplished
astral projection with my sister.

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FLASH: Ah, banana oil.

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Formidable, alors! How fascinating.

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You'll have to tell me everything about it.

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Well, last night,
my mother was punishing me again...

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and I begged her to stop hurting me,
but she wouldn't.

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And finally the pain got so intense
and unbearable that I felt like I was dying...

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and leaving my body,
and then I had this vision of my sister...

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that was so real, I could see her as clearly
as I'm looking at both of you right now.

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I kept rubbin',
rubbin' on the darned old thing

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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FAUSTO: Don't push your luck, Henderson.

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ChÃ©rie.

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Fausto, 1,000 years...

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and for some reason,
I just can't get enough of you.

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Everything got black. I must've fainted.

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How amazing.

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FRENCHY: And she disappeared
in our own basement.

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In your own basement.

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Well, so long, Squeezit.

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Come on, Sis,
Miss Feldman will mark us tardy.

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Come on, Squeezit,
we're going to be late for class.

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JOHNNY: You f*****g kid!
You motherfucking kid!

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JOHNNY: I told you not to do that,
you m**********r.

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JOHNNY: I'll kill you, you son of a b***h.

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JOHNNY: You f*****g b***h.
You m**********r.

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I'll kill you, you f*****g b***h.

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Squeezit Henderson, please come forward,
and lead us in the Pledge of Allegiance.

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Class, we have a new student.

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Flash's sister Susan will come and tell us
of her studies in France.

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Le soir on cause d'un tas de choses

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Avant de se mettre au pieu

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J'apprends la gÃ©ographie

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De la Chine et de la Mandchourie

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Les frontiÃ¨res, les riviÃ¨res

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Le Fleuve Jaune et le Fleuve Bleu

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Y a meme l'amour c'est curieux

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Qu'arrose l'Empire du Milieu

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C'est moi qui suis sa petite

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Son Anana, son Anana, son Anammite

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Je suis vive, je suis charmante

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Comme le petit oiseau qui chante

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II m'appelle sa petit bourgeoise

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Sa Tonkiki, sa Tonkiki, sa Tonkinoise

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D'autre lui font les doux yeux

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Mais, c'est moi qu'il aime le mieux

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Man, I think I'll put up 400 on this one.

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C'est moi qui suis sa petite

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Son Anana, son Anana, son Anammite

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Je suis vive, je suis charmante

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Comme le petit oiseau qui chante

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Check that out, man.

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Hey, man, put that motherfucking chip
back on the table.

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Put the chip back on the table, man.

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D'autre lui font les doux yeux

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Mais, c'est moi qu'il aime le mieux

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-I'll blow your brains out.
-Hold me back, blood.

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Hold you back nothing, I'll hold you back--

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-Squeezit?
-Johnny just shot Billy.

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-Johnny?
-Well, the man was cheating.

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So I just had to do away with him,
and that's all there was to it.

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That does it, Johnny,
you're going to Mr. Yodlebein's office.

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You ain't taking me nowhere,
you honky b***h!

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I didn't want to come to school, no way!

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Frenchy, come back, they'll mark you truant!

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FRENCHY: Is anybody home?

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Mama, are you okay?

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I guess I'm all right.
I'll be okay in just a minute.

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-Just go out and play.
-Oh, okay.

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I think I'm going to take a little peek
behind that Forbidden Door.

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I'm so curious, I can't resist.

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Merde, alors!

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Hot damn! The Sixth Dimension!

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Do I detect a rhumba?

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Bim Bam Boom, Bim Bam Boom
Es el nuevo campÃ¡s

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Que los negros van bailando
en la comparsa

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Bim Bam Boom, Bim Bam Boom
La mulatona Mercedes

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arrollando va detrÃ¡s
de la comparsa

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Ya no quieren cumbanchear
las negritas del solar

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Si no tocan al compÃ¡s
de este ritmo asÃ

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SuÃ©nalo, bÃ¡ilalo, gÃ³zalo

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Bim Bam Boom, Bim Bam Boom
iQuÃ© sabrosito estÃ¡

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Este paso arrollador
de la comparsa!

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PRINCESS: Stop the music! Stop the music!

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Seize the intruder.
She must be taken before my parents.

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BOTH: Go along with the Princess now,
and don't be cheeky.

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Be sure and call me
if they decide to snuff her.

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Who is this that cometh
out of the wilderness...

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like pillar of smoke...

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perfumed with myrrh and frankincense?

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Just another slab of meat for my dungeon.

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Quel bordel de merde.

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FAUSTO: Thy speech is comely.
FRENCHY: EnculÃ©.

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Thy lips are like threads of scarlet.

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This isn't very amusing, darling.

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Why do you waste your words
on this piece of petit-fois?

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Oh, it's nothing, nothing, nothing...

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a mere outburst of the poet within me.

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Take her to Cell 63.

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You're Squeezit Henderson's sister, RenÃ©.

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Cheese it, it's the Princess!

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My pet needs a mate.

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Oh, he can do it to me. Honest!

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Why don't you go down on your knees,
and give him what he wants?

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Oooo! You're really gonna get it.

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You make a lovely couple.

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Lucky, lucky, lucky
the boss really noticed you.

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-Oh, yeah?
-Uh-huh!

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But how can he bear
the touch of that loathsome Queen?

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She's nothing but an old, fat w***e.

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The Queen is a very important person.

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She hurts me a lot, but I respect her.

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When I turned 12, Papa said:

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''Little woman, better get yourself a wife''

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'''Cause you're too mean for a man
She'll clean up your life''

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''And if she's the Devil,
you'll know she'll be your friend''

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When I turned 13, I spat in my poppa's eye

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Took off to find my man
'cause I couldn't find a wife

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I spread-eagled in a lot of towns

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I couldn't find no man to lay me down

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They were so busy a-c**k-a-doodle-doin'

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But they still couldn't nail me down

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So I grew up lonesome
knowing there'd be no man

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or woman to get me goin' through this life

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'Cause I was hatched out of a witch's egg

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Been doomed to fly high

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like a crane with no legs

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I laid down with the Devil
and his sidekick, mankind

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But somethin' called lovin'
made me hungry inside

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So I went to the Lord
and I asked him for more

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than what this world could offer

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I laid down with him and I had to grin

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'cause he was shyer than a flower

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Now thanks to the Lord I've been set free

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My lover is the trade winds
that take me out to sea

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My life is like nobody else's
There's only one of me

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'Cause I was hatched
out of a witch's egg

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Been doomed to fly high

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Like a crane with no legs

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Pleures, pleures, oh pleures

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Pleures, pleures sur ton malheur

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Pleures, pleures, oh pleures

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Pleures, pleures triste coeur

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Pleures, pleures, oh pleures, pleures

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Pleures, mouillÃ©s les fleurs

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Pleures, pleures, pleures, pleures

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Pleures sur ton bonheur

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-Doris, you surprised me.
-Just what do you think you're pulling here?

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-I was just only looking at her.
-Oh, yeah?

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Listen, buster, looking's dangerous.

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Next thing you know,
you'll be sucking on her mangoes.

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My, my, aren't you a jealous one?

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Well, why shouldn't I be?
It gets on my nerves, you know.

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You know, I must have my army.

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I'm not about to compromise my position
in life, my ancestry...

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00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:49,673
my tradition, for your silly little suspicions.

236
00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:51,545
Your army!

237
00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:54,144
Where is your precious army?

238
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,384
I will have a whole army of Zombie.

239
00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,191
A Zombie Marine Corps...

240
00:26:00,425 --> 00:26:03,986
a Zombie Navy Corps,
a Zombie Space Cadets--

241
00:26:04,095 --> 00:26:07,929
You're really out to lunch.
Look at this world you've cooked up.

242
00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:10,524
And you expect
to take over another universe?

243
00:26:10,602 --> 00:26:12,092
You dumb f**k.

244
00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:16,770
Just wait until these dead babies
start marching...

245
00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:19,707
and you'll be eating your words.

246
00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:24,507
I am waiting, Your Majesty,
waiting for you to tell me...

247
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:28,849
why that French slit is so special to you,
and why you carry her photograph...

248
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,649
around in your pocket.

249
00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:32,553
FAUSTO: All right, I'll tell you.

250
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:36,556
She's French, and that's simple.

251
00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:40,464
And therefore, she's of the master race...

252
00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:43,968
a direct descendant of God, just like me.

253
00:26:44,669 --> 00:26:47,069
Direct descendant of God?

254
00:26:47,472 --> 00:26:50,669
You just want to slip her the pork.
That does it.

255
00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:52,972
I'm hopping the next bus out of here.

256
00:26:53,044 --> 00:26:55,444
FAUSTO: You cannot mean that.
What will you do?

257
00:26:57,115 --> 00:27:00,050
Just go on living, I guess.

258
00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:03,212
Oh, chÃ©rie, ma petite coquette,
ma petite princesse.

259
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:06,018
Mon petit chou, c'est rien.

260
00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:29,233
Harder.

261
00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:33,411
Frenchy! Harder!

262
00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:07,835
I hope you were not treated badly.

263
00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:12,110
I gave strict instructions for you
to be put in our most cheery dungeon.

264
00:29:12,183 --> 00:29:14,242
Why am I prisoner here?

265
00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:19,049
It's for your own safety, chÃ©rie.
The Queen may have had you tortured...

266
00:29:19,124 --> 00:29:23,424
or executed, had it not been
for my quick and decisive action.

267
00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:28,098
-Vous-Ãªtes artiste?
-Oh, no, no, no, no.

268
00:29:28,867 --> 00:29:33,270
I am a soldier by profession.
This is only doodling, you know, to relax.

269
00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:40,343
La couleur, la form, l'image!

270
00:29:41,212 --> 00:29:44,238
C'est vraiment magnifique.

271
00:29:45,683 --> 00:29:49,676
Vous Ãªtes tres gentille.
It's nothing, nothing at all.

272
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:12,868
A is A, A-A-A
A E icky U, U-U-U

273
00:30:12,944 --> 00:30:15,913
Icky A-E-I-O-U, Icky I-O-U

274
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:22,348
B is Bay, Bay-Bay-Bay
Bay-Be-Ba-Bi-Bo-Bo-Bu-Bu-Bu

275
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:27,119
Bay-Be-Bay-Be-Bi-Bo-Bu
Bay-B-Bi-Bo

276
00:30:27,358 --> 00:30:31,727
C is say, say say say
say see sicky so soo woo woo

277
00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:35,129
Sicky say see si so so, sicky si so su

278
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,996
Golly, what a groovy tune

279
00:30:39,070 --> 00:30:41,630
The alphabet is fun

280
00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:46,775
Consonants and vowels to learn
The pen is mightier than the gun

281
00:30:46,878 --> 00:30:49,346
F is fay, fi fo foo

282
00:30:49,414 --> 00:30:51,473
-F-U-C-K
-You! You! You!

283
00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:54,609
Ficky Fa Fe Fi Fo Foo
Ficky Fi F**k you!

284
00:30:56,621 --> 00:31:01,058
G is gay, gay gay gay
gay guy gicky go goo goo goo

285
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,956
Gicky gay, guy, gee--

286
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,427
Shut up, you punk.

287
00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:09,622
A!

288
00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:11,657
B!

289
00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:13,192
C!

290
00:31:14,138 --> 00:31:15,127
D!

291
00:31:16,107 --> 00:31:17,096
E!

292
00:31:18,076 --> 00:31:19,065
F!

293
00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:21,033
G!

294
00:31:21,779 --> 00:31:22,768
H!

295
00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:24,637
I!

296
00:31:25,316 --> 00:31:26,305
J!

297
00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:28,207
K!

298
00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:30,009
L!

299
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:31,711
M!

300
00:31:32,690 --> 00:31:33,679
N!

301
00:31:34,759 --> 00:31:35,748
O!

302
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:37,717
P!

303
00:31:38,663 --> 00:31:39,652
Q!

304
00:31:40,365 --> 00:31:41,354
R!

305
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,089
S!

306
00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:45,324
T!

307
00:31:46,337 --> 00:31:47,326
U!

308
00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:49,495
V!

309
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:51,197
W!

310
00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:52,999
X!

311
00:31:54,145 --> 00:31:55,134
Y!

312
00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:57,174
Z! Z!

313
00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:58,545
Z! Z!

314
00:31:58,616 --> 00:31:59,605
Z!

315
00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:00,706
Z!

316
00:32:00,785 --> 00:32:01,774
Z!

317
00:32:01,886 --> 00:32:02,875
Z!

318
00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:26,500
FLASH: Squeezit, if you're too scared
to help me rescue RenÃ© and Frenchy...

319
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:30,705
FLASH: I'm gonna have to get that
kosher fart grandfather of mine to help me.

320
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,945
SQUEEZIT: Yeah, but Miss Feldman
will never let you out of class this early.

321
00:32:34,018 --> 00:32:35,246
FLASH: Oh, yeah?

322
00:32:46,197 --> 00:32:50,497
Gramps, come on, lean back.
Let me untie you.

323
00:32:50,568 --> 00:32:52,433
We got to go save Sis.

324
00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:41,877
S**t.

325
00:33:46,257 --> 00:33:48,225
Come on, Gramps, let's go.

326
00:33:53,931 --> 00:33:56,832
Change your foreign money to local currency.

327
00:33:57,135 --> 00:33:59,501
Change your foreign money to local currency.

328
00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:02,697
Okay, Mr. Bernstein,
give me a quarter's worth.

329
00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:07,575
Two craps. How do you like that?

330
00:34:08,346 --> 00:34:12,112
Killer Rosenblatt, the famous Jewish wrestler.

331
00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:15,582
I've read all about you in the paper.

332
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,748
Well, you see, Gramps, he can't hear you...

333
00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:21,383
'cause he's so used to hollering
at the opposition...

334
00:34:21,459 --> 00:34:22,585
he's deaf and dumb.

335
00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:26,824
So what's a nice Jewish boy like you
doing in the Sixth Dimension?

336
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:31,301
You see Gramps, we're here
to find my sister Frenchy. She disappeared.

337
00:34:32,637 --> 00:34:34,730
The French girl in 63?

338
00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:37,571
Oy vey, oy vey, oy vey!

339
00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:44,212
If the Queen should find out
what the King is doing to that girl...

340
00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:47,843
-She'd murder the poor girl.
-No kidding?

341
00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:52,788
Tell me, Gramps, you got a way,
maybe I can get my sister back?

342
00:34:53,558 --> 00:34:56,959
Get his sister back, he says. Let me think.

343
00:34:57,562 --> 00:35:00,395
I have a strategy that could get her back.

344
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:04,132
I could even bring Jesus Christ himself
back again.

345
00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:07,266
-For how much?
-For three shekels.

346
00:35:07,338 --> 00:35:11,069
-Okay, three shekels. You got a deal, okay?
-Okay.

347
00:35:11,142 --> 00:35:12,734
Here's three shekels.

348
00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:14,607
Now I'll tell you....

349
00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:36,160
Wait a minute, Gramps. Hold it.
Let me get rid of this guy.

350
00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:40,227
Hey, Bust Rod, here's a quarter.
Go get me a pack of cigarettes.

351
00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:43,432
Camels, like a good fellow, that's the idea.

352
00:35:44,175 --> 00:35:46,666
Come on, Gramps, let's go find Sis.

353
00:36:21,612 --> 00:36:24,445
I'll give you one last chance to live...

354
00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:28,011
you sniveling little weasel!

355
00:36:28,886 --> 00:36:32,583
Tell me why you and the Fat One
came into our Kingdom here.

356
00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:37,992
If I tell you, will you let me and Gramps go
and take one of the prisoners with us?

357
00:36:38,563 --> 00:36:41,828
QUEEN DORIS: Of course, dear.
FLASH: See, we really came here...

358
00:36:41,966 --> 00:36:44,901
to rescue my sister,
you understand? Frenchy.

359
00:36:45,303 --> 00:36:48,830
Because Mr. Bernstein said that
she's in great danger.

360
00:36:48,906 --> 00:36:52,603
The King fell in love with her,
and the Queen is jealous.

361
00:36:52,677 --> 00:36:54,372
Oh. You're the Queen.

362
00:36:54,445 --> 00:36:55,844
Lower the rope!

363
00:36:58,316 --> 00:37:01,285
FLASH: Gramps!
But, Your Majesty, you promised.

364
00:37:01,352 --> 00:37:04,185
Gramps, let go of what you're holding.

365
00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:14,154
Gramps, let go, I might fall!

366
00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:31,281
Assemble all prisoners from Cell 63
into the Interrogation Cell.

367
00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:34,807
But, Mommy, can't I watch some more?
They're still wiggling.

368
00:37:34,885 --> 00:37:36,352
You heard me!

369
00:37:52,168 --> 00:37:54,168

370
00:37:54,168 --> 00:37:56,168

371
00:39:01,998 --> 00:39:06,297
There she is, eyes so sweet
What a shame that soon they'll be

372
00:39:06,368 --> 00:39:10,302
glowing like some burning coal
when I turn on the heat

373
00:39:13,838 --> 00:39:17,603
Impudent, surly b***h
Soon you'll sing a different song

374
00:39:17,674 --> 00:39:22,006
You'll plead for mercy, beg forgiveness
When I throw the switch

375
00:39:22,076 --> 00:39:25,636
You don't scare me now
You don't scare me ever

376
00:39:25,712 --> 00:39:30,147
Asking you for mercy
or forgiveness now, never

377
00:39:30,814 --> 00:39:32,839
Gonna throw the switch
Gonna throw the switch

378
00:39:32,917 --> 00:39:36,316
Give it to the b***h
And give her plenty, make her scream

379
00:39:36,385 --> 00:39:39,319
Ti yum titti tum titti tim titti tim hi-hay

380
00:39:42,589 --> 00:39:44,681
Give her all the juice, give her all the juice

381
00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:46,451
Twenty thousand volts in her caboose

382
00:39:46,524 --> 00:39:50,788
Will make her see the error of her ways

383
00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:55,295
Frenchy is going to pay
Frenchy is going to pay

384
00:39:59,766 --> 00:40:03,666
Look at her acting tough
Well, that's fine for now, honey

385
00:40:03,734 --> 00:40:08,101
I've got plenty time to play
and, sweetheart, I play rough

386
00:40:11,639 --> 00:40:14,970
Getting late, say goodbye
Time to meet your fate

387
00:40:15,041 --> 00:40:19,738
And I do hope that you're thinking of me
When you start to fry

388
00:40:19,810 --> 00:40:23,472
Don't you worry, Mom, I will oversee now

389
00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:28,504
Really, though, don't go to any trouble
over me now

390
00:40:28,582 --> 00:40:30,640
Give her all the juice
Give her all the juice

391
00:40:30,717 --> 00:40:32,513
Twenty thousand volts in her caboose

392
00:40:32,584 --> 00:40:36,712
Will make her see the error of her ways

393
00:40:36,787 --> 00:40:41,586
Frenchy is going to pay
Frenchy is going to pay

394
00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:44,715
The Queen will have her way

395
00:40:45,392 --> 00:40:47,450
Frenchy is going to pay

396
00:40:48,194 --> 00:40:50,593
This poor girl so fair

397
00:40:50,696 --> 00:40:53,629
-Can this be her fate?
-Going to pay

398
00:40:53,697 --> 00:40:56,290
Can there still be time?

399
00:40:56,365 --> 00:40:59,197
Or is it too late?

400
00:40:59,267 --> 00:41:00,995
Frenchy is going to pay

401
00:41:01,068 --> 00:41:05,594
Oh, why must it be
that life is so cruel?

402
00:41:05,670 --> 00:41:08,399
The Queen will have her way
Frenchy is going to pay

403
00:41:08,472 --> 00:41:12,373
Unfair and unjust

404
00:41:12,442 --> 00:41:16,103
Must this be the rule?

405
00:41:23,881 --> 00:41:26,041
Oh, darn. The fuse blew.

406
00:42:09,375 --> 00:42:13,366
-Flash Hercules at your service, ma'am.
-Ma'am? I am the Ex-Queen!

407
00:42:17,546 --> 00:42:19,706
I was once happily married to King Fausto...

408
00:42:19,781 --> 00:42:22,977
until that fat loathsome cow, Queen Doris...

409
00:42:23,049 --> 00:42:27,109
that silicone uddered pig
stole the throne by seducing me...

410
00:42:27,185 --> 00:42:28,742
even though she's not my type.

411
00:42:28,819 --> 00:42:30,116
She thinks I'm dead...

412
00:42:30,187 --> 00:42:32,745
because he, the King,
couldn't stand to see me die...

413
00:42:32,821 --> 00:42:36,017
because he's such a coward,
so he threw me a mile down in this cell...

414
00:42:36,090 --> 00:42:39,252
where I've been for 1,000 years,
and to maintain my sanity...

415
00:42:39,326 --> 00:42:41,885
I've been writing a screenplay,
and it's so difficult...

416
00:42:41,961 --> 00:42:44,758
because there's no hot water,
there's no fresh orange juice.

417
00:42:44,828 --> 00:42:48,923
There's bats falling in my hair at night
and roaches climbing through the pages...

418
00:42:48,998 --> 00:42:50,965
and so much dust on the keys...

419
00:42:51,033 --> 00:42:54,058
that I just can't stand it another minute!

420
00:42:54,135 --> 00:42:57,625
Okay, Queenie, don't worry about nothing.
I'll get you out of this place.

421
00:42:57,703 --> 00:43:00,728
Here, watch my magic propeller,
and off we go.

422
00:43:05,975 --> 00:43:09,272
Come on, Gramps, let's go find Sis.

423
00:43:10,778 --> 00:43:13,871
I've got to change a Tampax,
I'll see you later.

424
00:43:14,312 --> 00:43:17,303
You fuzzy b*****d. Come on, Gramps.

425
00:43:35,958 --> 00:43:37,892
Pico and Sepulveda

426
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:41,587
Pico and Sepulveda

427
00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:45,489
Doheny

428
00:43:47,066 --> 00:43:49,397
Cahuenga

429
00:43:50,834 --> 00:43:53,461
La Brea

430
00:43:54,837 --> 00:43:57,827
-Tar pits
-Tar pits

431
00:43:58,072 --> 00:44:00,403
La Jolla

432
00:44:02,275 --> 00:44:04,242
Sequoia

433
00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:08,477
La Brea

434
00:44:09,978 --> 00:44:13,037
-Tar pits
-Tar pits

435
00:44:13,114 --> 00:44:16,344
You can keep Alvarado, Santa Monica

436
00:44:16,416 --> 00:44:20,350
Even Beverly Drive

437
00:44:21,152 --> 00:44:26,144
Vine may be fine,
but for mine I want to feel alive

438
00:44:26,422 --> 00:44:28,855
And settle down in my

439
00:44:28,924 --> 00:44:32,187
-La Brea
-Pico and Sepulveda

440
00:44:32,258 --> 00:44:35,090
Tar pits

441
00:44:35,727 --> 00:44:40,628
Where nobody's dreams come true

442
00:44:41,764 --> 00:44:45,597
Pico and Sepulveda
Pico and Sepulveda

443
00:46:06,181 --> 00:46:10,343
By the way, honey, when is that mentally
retarded Swedish husband of yours...

444
00:46:10,450 --> 00:46:12,178
coming home, anyhow?

445
00:46:49,206 --> 00:46:50,797
Mmmm, hello there.

446
00:46:51,774 --> 00:46:53,206
Hello there.

447
00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:49,901
Hi, Pa. Gee, I'm glad to see you.

448
00:47:49,975 --> 00:47:54,069
I'll get you out of here, Pa, don't worry,
and then I'll go save Frenchy.

449
00:47:54,144 --> 00:47:55,735
You leave me be.

450
00:47:55,811 --> 00:48:00,144
In the real world up there,
I was just another rat...

451
00:48:00,647 --> 00:48:04,377
and down here, I also live like a rat.

452
00:48:04,550 --> 00:48:07,416
So what's the difference? Go avay.

453
00:48:07,618 --> 00:48:09,347
I vant to be alone.

454
00:48:10,353 --> 00:48:11,877
Ah, banana oil.

455
00:48:29,165 --> 00:48:32,963
You're gonna see your son in a minute.
He just turned 11.

456
00:48:33,601 --> 00:48:37,126
What the frig are you talking about?
Me, a kid? Ruthy, come on.

457
00:48:37,202 --> 00:48:40,534
You're the one, okay, you big gorilla.

458
00:48:41,105 --> 00:48:44,072
You wanna see him, eh?
You wanna see Chicken Boy?

459
00:48:48,142 --> 00:48:49,631
Oh, Chicken Boy?

460
00:48:50,877 --> 00:48:54,538
You wanna see him? You wanna see
Chicken Boy? Oh, Chicken Boy?

461
00:48:55,714 --> 00:48:57,442
That's really rich.

462
00:48:58,148 --> 00:49:01,513
-Mom, mom.
-Squeezit, meet your pop.

463
00:49:02,451 --> 00:49:05,146
-Dad?
-I ain't your dad.

464
00:49:05,386 --> 00:49:08,820
Unless we got chickens in the family.
Come here, baby.

465
00:49:10,155 --> 00:49:11,178
Oh, yes.

466
00:49:15,425 --> 00:49:18,881
What are you doing, you big lug?
Squeezit, help your mom!

467
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,120
Let go of my mother.

468
00:49:20,195 --> 00:49:21,218
Hey!

469
00:49:24,297 --> 00:49:25,661
Come here.

470
00:49:25,998 --> 00:49:28,989
SQUEEZIT: I love you.
MOM: Shut up!

471
00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:31,724
You're too much, baby.

472
00:49:31,968 --> 00:49:34,561
Come on, sugar,
I got a hard-on that won't wait...

473
00:49:34,637 --> 00:49:38,571
-And the ship leaves in a couple of hours.
-What do you mean, a couple of hours?

474
00:49:38,639 --> 00:49:40,663
That's a sailor's life, baby.

475
00:49:42,041 --> 00:49:46,305
SQUEEZIT: I love you, Mom.
I love you. I love you.

476
00:49:58,450 --> 00:50:01,543
SQUEEZIT: I don't know where to begin.
CHICKEN: At the beginning.

477
00:50:05,054 --> 00:50:07,715
-I have no self-respect.
-Why, Squeezit.

478
00:50:07,789 --> 00:50:11,416
I have no courage. RenÃ© and Frenchy
are prisoners in the Sixth Dimension...

479
00:50:11,491 --> 00:50:13,958
and I didn't go
when my help was asked to save them.

480
00:50:14,059 --> 00:50:17,357
-Nobody ever helped you.
-But I don't need any help.

481
00:50:17,528 --> 00:50:21,656
You know the chickens are always ready
to help you any way we can...

482
00:50:21,797 --> 00:50:24,526
-But as you know....
-What can chickens do?

483
00:50:24,732 --> 00:50:27,825
-Precisely.
-I wish I could be brave, like Flash.

484
00:50:30,735 --> 00:50:31,997
Gee whiz!

485
00:51:31,205 --> 00:51:33,695
-Henderson here.
-Hey, Squeezit, man.

486
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:38,002
Yeah, you got to come down here
right away. We're lost.

487
00:51:38,476 --> 00:51:42,433
-Maybe I'll gain some self-respect.
-Frenchy and RenÃ© are in great danger.

488
00:51:42,511 --> 00:51:46,104
I've got nothing else to live for. I'll help.

489
00:51:47,481 --> 00:51:48,469
I'll help!

490
00:52:23,669 --> 00:52:26,466
Where are you taking me? Where's RenÃ©?

491
00:52:27,938 --> 00:52:29,530
Where's Frenchy?

492
00:52:31,173 --> 00:52:32,935
I demand an answer.

493
00:52:33,408 --> 00:52:34,601
Ow! Ow!

494
00:52:36,477 --> 00:52:37,704
Yoo-hoo!

495
00:52:40,078 --> 00:52:42,705
Well, if it ain't the little Princess!

496
00:52:49,584 --> 00:52:51,313
DEMON: Come on there, boy.

497
00:52:53,153 --> 00:52:55,950
-Gee, that girl was beautiful.
-You said it, brother.

498
00:52:56,021 --> 00:52:59,819
My boss is just dying to stick his fork
in that there tomato.

499
00:53:00,057 --> 00:53:02,149
Is your boss
the leader of the Sixth Dimension?

500
00:53:02,225 --> 00:53:04,715
No, that be the little Midget King.

501
00:54:00,159 --> 00:54:03,753
Well, son, let me tell you
I'm so pleased to meet you

502
00:54:04,494 --> 00:54:07,894
The boys and I've been expecting
to greet you

503
00:54:08,464 --> 00:54:11,659
As guest of honor in the house of the dead

504
00:54:11,732 --> 00:54:15,565
Just relax, lay yourself down,
say goodbye to your head

505
00:54:15,968 --> 00:54:19,493
-Hi de hi de hi
-Hi de hi de hi

506
00:54:19,570 --> 00:54:23,562
-Ho de ho de ho
-Ho de ho de ho

507
00:54:23,673 --> 00:54:27,630
-Wa de wa de way de
-Wa de wa de way de

508
00:54:27,708 --> 00:54:31,665
-Hi de hi de ho
-Hi de hi de ho

509
00:54:32,778 --> 00:54:35,870
Please, Mr, Devil, it's not for me I'm pleading

510
00:54:36,313 --> 00:54:39,804
If you help RenÃ© and Frenchy
I'll give you what you're needing

511
00:54:39,982 --> 00:54:44,110
If you want to bargain,
then produce something real

512
00:54:44,351 --> 00:54:47,978
Deliver me the Princess, boy,
and you've got a deal

513
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:51,755
Deliver him the Princess, boy,
and you've got a deal

514
00:54:51,823 --> 00:54:52,880
Okay.

515
00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:56,152
-Oh Sheep dop doop dap daydee doo
-Sheep dop doop dap daydee doo

516
00:54:56,225 --> 00:54:59,455
-Skeeba de deeba de debop dee do
-Skeeba de deeba de debop dee do

517
00:54:59,527 --> 00:55:02,824
-Oh dop dop dop daddy-o
-Oh dop dop dop daddy-o

518
00:55:02,895 --> 00:55:07,263
-Hi de hi de ho
-Hi de hi de ho

519
00:55:08,098 --> 00:55:11,533
Congratulations, son, you really deliver

520
00:55:12,035 --> 00:55:15,992
This little gal makes me shake and a-shiver

521
00:55:16,070 --> 00:55:19,595
Don't think I've forgotten all the things
that I've said

522
00:55:19,872 --> 00:55:23,500
Don't worry about your friends, relax
Now off with his head

523
00:55:23,608 --> 00:55:27,372
-Hi di hi di hi di hi di hi di
-Hi di hi di hi di hi di hi di

524
00:55:27,443 --> 00:55:31,208
-Ho di ho di ho di ho di ho di ho hi ho
-Ho di ho di ho di ho di ho di ho hi ho

525
00:55:31,279 --> 00:55:35,077
-Ho hi ho hi ho hi he bob de dop o de
-Ho hi ho hi ho hi he bob de dop o de

526
00:55:35,181 --> 00:55:39,115
-Hi de hi de ho
-Hi de hi de ho

527
00:55:39,650 --> 00:55:42,812
Be nice to me, babe, or you'll regret it

528
00:55:43,853 --> 00:55:47,117
You are my hostage, and don't you forget it

529
00:55:47,956 --> 00:55:51,117
The night is early
and there's lots to be done

530
00:55:51,357 --> 00:55:54,951
Lets boogie now
Come on, we're gonna have some fun

531
00:55:55,026 --> 00:55:59,154
-Oh ho de ho de ho
-Oh ho de ho de ho

532
00:56:45,351 --> 00:56:47,978
Keep an eye on the King.

533
00:56:49,187 --> 00:56:50,813
And keep me posted.

534
00:56:50,888 --> 00:56:53,651
He doesn't know
where I've hid that French slit.

535
00:56:55,791 --> 00:56:57,849
He may be a little man...

536
00:56:58,559 --> 00:57:00,389
but he carries a big stick!

537
00:57:01,194 --> 00:57:02,888
And whatever you do, Froggy...

538
00:57:02,962 --> 00:57:05,759
keep him away from that interrogation cell.

539
00:57:28,476 --> 00:57:32,343
Oy vey, the Yiddishe Charleston
Vey's mir

540
00:57:32,413 --> 00:57:35,903
The Yiddishe Charleston
Vatch those Heebie-Jeebies

541
00:57:35,981 --> 00:57:38,813
at the Yiddishe Cabaret

542
00:57:38,883 --> 00:57:41,715
Lo do ti do
The Yiddishe Charleston

543
00:57:41,785 --> 00:57:44,412
Do Ta Ti Do, the Yiddishe Charleston

544
00:57:44,486 --> 00:57:46,783
Little Yiddles on their fiddles

545
00:57:46,854 --> 00:57:49,617
Play it on East Broadway

546
00:57:49,723 --> 00:57:54,385
Alley oop, you must wear a derby hat
When you do that dance

547
00:57:54,925 --> 00:57:59,361
Alley oop, you twist like an acrobat
then you clap your hands

548
00:58:00,429 --> 00:58:03,829
Oy Vey, the Yiddishe Charleston
Vey's mir

549
00:58:03,898 --> 00:58:05,262
Oy, yoy, yoy, yoy, yoy

550
00:58:14,137 --> 00:58:15,763
I knew you'd come to save me!

551
00:58:15,838 --> 00:58:18,101
Bust Rod told me
that the Queen took you here.

552
00:58:18,173 --> 00:58:20,868
I had no idea that she would resort
to such a thing.

553
00:58:20,941 --> 00:58:23,374
Please, I beg your forgiveness.

554
00:58:24,009 --> 00:58:26,204
It's all forgiven, my Fausto.

555
00:58:27,478 --> 00:58:31,072
The Queen said she was gonna ream us
with 20-inch cattle prods...

556
00:58:31,147 --> 00:58:33,239
-And I'm still waiting.
-We must hurry now.

557
00:58:33,349 --> 00:58:35,782
Bust Rod, undo her chains quickly.

558
00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:38,681
I must command you
to leave the Forbidden Zone at once.

559
00:58:38,751 --> 00:58:40,878
This is for your own safety.

560
00:58:41,653 --> 00:58:43,314
Henderson will show you the way out.

561
00:58:43,387 --> 00:58:45,480
Aren't you gonna hump us
one last time, Fausto?

562
00:58:45,556 --> 00:58:46,783
Shut up!

563
00:58:47,757 --> 00:58:51,020
When will I ever see you again, mon amour?

564
00:58:51,359 --> 00:58:53,519
I cannot answer to you that right now...

565
00:58:53,593 --> 00:58:57,153
but somehow I feel
that our destinies are intertwined.

566
00:58:58,563 --> 00:59:02,225
RENÃ‰: Come on, Frenchy.
FAUSTO: Goodbye.

567
00:59:13,171 --> 00:59:15,263
You let the French girl go?

568
00:59:18,575 --> 00:59:21,634
Don't you think you'd better go get her?

569
00:59:40,621 --> 00:59:43,111
-Goddamn it.
-RenÃ©, RenÃ© stop it!

570
00:59:43,356 --> 00:59:46,846
RenÃ©, help!
Somebody help me! S**t!

571
00:59:46,924 --> 00:59:48,619
Let me go!

572
00:59:58,664 --> 00:59:59,688
Guess what?

573
00:59:59,766 --> 01:00:02,256
The Mystic Knights took the Princess
as hostage...

574
01:00:02,334 --> 01:00:04,597
and if anything happens
to RenÃ© and Frenchy...

575
01:00:04,668 --> 01:00:05,861
she's really gonna get it.

576
01:00:05,935 --> 01:00:07,926
But I helped them escape.

577
01:00:08,004 --> 01:00:11,802
Yeah, but I heard a rumor
that the Queen captured them all again.

578
01:00:11,906 --> 01:00:13,805
Attention, all soldiers!

579
01:00:21,645 --> 01:00:23,737
So you thought you'd get away?

580
01:00:23,813 --> 01:00:26,747
Well, your little King
won't be able to help you now!

581
01:00:26,815 --> 01:00:31,045
-Nobody'll find you down here.
-He'll find me, I know he will.

582
01:00:31,251 --> 01:00:34,879
-And he won't let you get away with this s**t.
-Oh, yeah?

583
01:00:35,319 --> 01:00:36,980
Well, we'll see about that.

584
01:00:37,055 --> 01:00:40,318
No one can survive
what this child will go through.

585
01:00:40,523 --> 01:00:44,049
So take a good look, you French slit,
'cause you're next.

586
01:01:03,937 --> 01:01:05,733
ALL: Throw her in the pit!

587
01:01:10,074 --> 01:01:13,008
Khomeini.

588
01:01:13,076 --> 01:01:14,337
ALL: Khomeini.

589
01:01:17,578 --> 01:01:19,841
Throw the French girl in.

590
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:23,770
That's not fair. It's my turn next.

591
01:01:28,484 --> 01:01:32,715
My frog, you killed my frog, goddamn it!

592
01:01:32,787 --> 01:01:37,017
-You killed my Froggy.
-So get another one, b***h.

593
01:01:38,290 --> 01:01:40,553
You're supposed to be dead.

594
01:01:40,624 --> 01:01:43,114
Uh-uh, Baby. You're dead.

595
01:01:45,261 --> 01:01:49,525
I know that voice. You're the one
the King keeps locked up in the pit.

596
01:01:49,597 --> 01:01:53,258
This is going up your a*****e
as soon as I've finished with Queenie here.

597
01:01:53,332 --> 01:01:54,526
F****t.

598
01:01:55,166 --> 01:01:58,896
Your buns smell like lox, honey,
I can smell them from here.

599
01:02:52,300 --> 01:02:56,667
Attention, all soldiers!
We have to save the French girl.

600
01:02:57,036 --> 01:02:59,868
-Hurry up.
-That's what we're trying to do.

601
01:03:00,738 --> 01:03:02,933
Come on, shut up. Let's go.

602
01:03:04,674 --> 01:03:06,573
Hurry up. Come on.

603
01:04:26,055 --> 01:04:28,318
Nothing can stop me now.

604
01:04:34,561 --> 01:04:35,720
What are you doing?

605
01:04:35,794 --> 01:04:38,489
I'm going to open her up
like a can of worms.

606
01:04:38,563 --> 01:04:41,122
No, our daughter is their hostage.

607
01:04:41,198 --> 01:04:43,495
If you kill the girl, they will kill the Princess.

608
01:04:43,566 --> 01:04:47,398
-Out of my way, or you'll be first.
-Come to your senses, darling.

609
01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:49,991
You'll be killing your own daughter.

610
01:04:52,604 --> 01:04:53,832
Oh, God.

611
01:04:54,105 --> 01:04:57,504
Oh, beat me! Oh, kill me!
Oh, f**k that a*****e!

612
01:05:18,886 --> 01:05:20,513
Please don't die.
Please don't die.

613
01:05:22,589 --> 01:05:25,148
Life was so beautiful.

614
01:05:27,225 --> 01:05:31,353
Oh, why does it feel so good to be so bad?

615
01:05:37,798 --> 01:05:41,197
You...you were
the only decent thing in my life.

616
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:45,225
Smile at me one last time.

617
01:05:51,205 --> 01:05:53,172
Tell me how you love to...

618
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,537
Tell me how you love to...

619
01:05:55,774 --> 01:06:00,436
I love to feel your n*****s stiffen
when I caress them with my finger tips.

620
01:06:00,544 --> 01:06:02,205
Oh, Fausto. Faust-

621
01:07:46,173 --> 01:07:50,574
You are my Kingie

622
01:07:50,942 --> 01:07:54,172
My heart's desire turned to fire

623
01:07:54,244 --> 01:07:55,836
with your caress

624
01:07:57,846 --> 01:08:02,042
This must be heaven

625
01:08:02,582 --> 01:08:04,242
I've got my Fausto

626
01:08:04,317 --> 01:08:07,774
I've no doubts our lives are blessed

627
01:08:09,820 --> 01:08:12,253
With all our powers

628
01:08:12,689 --> 01:08:16,145
No one can stop us now

629
01:08:17,058 --> 01:08:20,652
We'll conquer the planets

630
01:08:21,627 --> 01:08:24,925
Then all our dreams come--

631
01:08:25,563 --> 01:08:28,325
-Adenoidal doy voy
-Yes, we can hump them

632
01:08:28,397 --> 01:08:30,626
-Pain is a thrill
-Yeah, sure

633
01:08:30,999 --> 01:08:33,193
-I coronate the New Queen.
-La Chaim.

634
01:08:33,267 --> 01:08:36,895
A toast to him as we salute the true Queen.
She really is a sight.

635
01:08:36,969 --> 01:08:40,028
In death, too, there is pleasure
As dead rats, we're free to bleed

636
01:08:40,105 --> 01:08:42,595
To rot, and at our leisure
be eaten up by worms

637
01:08:42,772 --> 01:08:48,106
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la

638
01:08:48,276 --> 01:08:50,675
-There's humping here forever
-Forever

639
01:08:50,744 --> 01:08:54,144
And if you think you're really very clever
Just eat more cakes and pies

640
01:08:59,650 --> 01:09:05,586
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la

641
01:09:05,653 --> 01:09:07,813
So really, what's the hurry? Don't worry

642
01:09:07,887 --> 01:09:11,322
So maybe you got couple little troubles?
Just tell them all to me

643
01:09:11,390 --> 01:09:13,380
-We're happy now together
-Forever

644
01:09:13,458 --> 01:09:17,119
-The Hercules are in for stormy weather.
-No, it's really just a breeze!

645
01:09:22,963 --> 01:09:25,863
And so, my friends, sit tight
and some advice to you I'll lend

646
01:09:25,932 --> 01:09:28,764
This drama may be over
But it's really not the end

647
01:09:28,899 --> 01:09:31,924
Come with us in the land of sin and pleasure

648
01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:34,901
You'll be surprised
by the things that you will see

649
01:09:34,970 --> 01:09:37,961
Come with us while we conquer other planets

650
01:09:38,039 --> 01:09:41,564
Through time and space
The Forbidden Galaxy

651
01:09:44,075 --> 01:09:47,510
The Forbidden Zone
The Forbidden Zone

652
01:09:48,212 --> 01:09:51,338
The Forbidden Zone
The Forbidden Zone

653
01:09:52,214 --> 01:09:55,410
The Forbidden Zone
The Forbidden Zone

654
01:10:41,642 --> 01:10:44,804
Living in the Sixth Dimension
things get rough

655
01:10:47,212 --> 01:10:51,045
Living in the Sixth Dimension
can be tough

656
01:10:52,983 --> 01:10:58,283
It's so hard when you're on your own
When you're on your own

657
01:11:04,122 --> 01:11:07,921
Moving in the wrong direction
brings bad luck

658
01:11:10,427 --> 01:11:13,883
Living without protection really sucks

659
01:11:16,763 --> 01:11:22,290
It's so hard when you're on your own
You might fall into The Forbidden Zone

660
01:11:27,836 --> 01:11:30,804
Going down down down
how far can you go

661
01:11:31,372 --> 01:11:33,896
You might fall into The Forbidden Zone

662
01:11:37,376 --> 01:11:40,172
Going down down down
cross the borderline

663
01:11:40,243 --> 01:11:43,541
The guards look scary
but the girls are pretty fine

664
01:11:49,416 --> 01:11:54,783
Okay! I'm a-going down, I'm a-going down
I'm a-going down, I know

665
01:11:55,886 --> 01:12:01,947
Turnin' me around, turnin' me around
turnin' me around, I know ho ho

666
01:12:58,957 --> 01:13:04,416
Living in the Sixth Dimension
Moving in the wrong direction

667
01:13:05,193 --> 01:13:11,357
Living in the Sixth Dimension
Moving in the wrong direction

668
01:13:12,031 --> 01:13:16,931
Living in the Sixth Dimension
Moving in the wrong direction

669
01:13:17,267 --> 01:13:23,431
It's so hard when you're on your own
When you're on you own

670
01:13:24,138 --> 01:13:25,502
The Forbidden Zone

671
01:13:25,572 --> 01:13:28,131
Going down down down
How far can you go?

672
01:13:28,207 --> 01:13:31,107
You might fall into The Forbidden Zone

673
01:13:31,176 --> 01:13:32,164
Hey!

674
01:13:33,910 --> 01:13:34,899
Okay!

675
01:13:34,978 --> 01:13:37,605
Going down down down
cross the borderline

676
01:13:37,679 --> 01:13:40,875
The guards look scary
but the girls are pretty fine

677
01:13:47,051 --> 01:13:49,780
Going round round round
driving me insane

678
01:13:50,153 --> 01:13:54,053
Everything looks different
but nothing has changed

679
01:13:54,823 --> 01:13:56,847
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

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