Dream Diary - April 1st 2015

The Roach Man / Cool Laser Gun / Girl Pocketful / Magnetic Sharks / Automobile Extortion / Fire From Heaven / Dressed Like An Elf / My Sister's Job / Suicide Outside The Game / The Saddle Purchase

Press CTRL = (equals) to increase the page size and CTRL 0 (zero) to reset the page size   Dream Diary       Want to read this in a different language ? Change the TO field to your own country and click the TRANSLATE button after going HERE THE DREAM DIARY © April 2015 Written by David Wicker Please do not reprint without permission This will be my new main Tuesday writing and I will add a new listing of 10 of my dreams every week as long as I can remember or am reminded to do so. [ CHOOSE A DIFFERENT SET ] * * * These entries are Rated: TEEN Here are 10 more unusual and bizarre dreams I have recorded. And like the others - they seem to go all over the place. THE ROACH MAN [1] Dreamed of a guy like Wayne. He was a friend. He carried around these tiny insects in a little wooden box that had 2 magnifying lenses that connected to it on the front and back so he could see them. He was a bit strange himself as he had 2-extra arms and an insect-like face making him a bit of a bug himself. Something bad kept happening. There were like clouds of bug poison in the air and while it didn't bother me, it did him. I had to keep reversing time to try and get him across the street. Then I woke up. COOL LASER GUN [2] Dreamed Rose brought me a bunch of toys. But Kay gave me this cool laser rifle that was so powerful you could see the laser beam leave the emitter in a fine red laser line. It was good except for the fact it took 44 double-A batteries making it almost too heavy to lift. It was really neat though cause when you used it, it brought up this display screen with a circular grid so you could really hone in on your target. And if you didn't have a target, you could push this button and holographic targets would appear like a robotic dog and stuff. It also had a kick to it so when you hit the trigger, something metallic inside would jump back against your shoulder so it felt like it was really shooting something powerful. Then I woke up. GIRL POCKETFUL [3] Dreamed I was riding a mattress down the street with this little girl that rode in my shirt pocket. The street was a hill so I was going pretty fast. I had to make sharp right turns and left turns so I wouldn't hit a lamp post. I made a turn down one alley and suddenly had to fight a bunch of people that were there trying to take the little girl. In a panic I took her and tried to put her in my mouth to hide her from the grabbing hands, but then I accidentally swallowed and started to choke, then I woke up. MAGNETIC SHARKS [4] I dreamed about the mad scientist in The Nightmare Before Christmas. He had some super guy he was going to drop in his moat which was full of sharks. There was a magnetic machine in the scientist's room that shot a beam out to control the sharks which had a metal flap attached to their top fin. I started to ask him what the super guy did to make him mad when I woke up. AUTOMOBILE EXTORTION [5] Dreamed that Dad sold his 1966 LeMans car for $6,000. There were some bad people holding my sister and stepmother hostage - so I think this is why he is selling the car for so cheap, so they'll release our family members. What was strange is the bad guys were really old. I went into their hideout and started knocking them left and right, rescuing my sister and Step-Mom easily enough. While this was happening there was some German guy pounding on the door to Dad's house yelling, I'll take that offer, I'll take that offer, for Dad selling the LeMans for $6,000. I ran out of the hideout back to Dad's house and was going to beat up the German guy when I woke up. FIRE FROM HEAVEN [6] I brought a magazine into church before services started. People around me were curious about it and apparently it was a big hit with them. They were reading the cover where it said 12 cents a copy or $1.00 a year. They thought that was a good deal. Dottie was there too, protecting me from the mass of people, which was very nice of her. Then the church service started. But more people flocked around me to get information of this amazing magazine. The preacher up front was getting mad and told everyone to return to their seats. But they wouldn't. Suddenly someone ripped the magazine from my hand. But it wasn't someone from church, just a churchgoer who figured he could steal it. Me and Dottie started to chase him out of the church. A bunch of other people followed us when Dottie suddenly grabbed me and held me closer to her. I was about to ask why when these big red fireballs came shooting down from the sky and incinerated the thief in an instant. Then the preacher was behind me, angry as can be and yelling to me to return to my seat. Dottie held me closer and then I smelled her perfume which was really nice. I started to fall asleep when I suddenly woke up. DRESSED LIKE AN ELF [7] I received a notice that I missed an appointment to see my doctor. They were checking my blood for something. I arrived a day late but they didn't seem to mind. Then the doctor checked my temperature I guess to see if I had a fever. Then he looked down at me, scratched his chin a bit and said, why don't you wear some decent clothes. I told him I was ! He said, I don't think so. I realized then I was wearing nothing but my underwear. I had a belief that my pants and clothes were somewhere in the waiting room so I started opening the cabinets and shelves to try and find them. Dottie was there too, looking on. She finally said, David, if you want to wear something comfortable, wear this. I looked and she had this silly outfit that looked like what a Christmas elf would wear. I put it on nonetheless and every step I took there was a jingle of Christmas bells from the tips of the curled toes. The scene changed slightly. I was in a restaurant and there was this wooden doll, a girl, that was eating sawdust shavings. I was still dressed in the elf outfit. Dottie was saying what a wonderful little girl the doll was and took a brush to arrange her hair. About that time I woke up. MY SISTER'S JOB [8] Fuzzy dream. My sister, Emma, was getting herself a job. She said she found the job listed on the Internet and was using a computer to see what job opportunities were out there. I looked and she had signed up to something called Sally Peter's Temporary Agency. My sister said she needed to check on something, could I go ahead and get the address information of Sally Peter's ? And she'll be right back. So I said, okay, and took a pad of paper and pencil to write down the address. Then Tommie entered the room. I hadn't seen her since I was 8-years old. I gave her a big hug. She didn't say anything. Finally my sister returned, I gave her the address information and she left the house to go drive there. Tommie told me I was dirty and I needed to take a shower. I said okay. But after bathing and getting out of the shower, suddenly I was 5-years old and Tommie was there to pat me dry with a clean towel. Then I woke up. SUICIDE OUTSIDE THE GAME [9] Dreamed I was playing this Online adventure game and I had an exceptionally high level character. I realized you gained a level every time a day passed so I cheated and told the system that it was a new day ever 10-minutes for an hour. Then someone said I was cheating. I got upset and deleted my character. But then it really got weird. Apparently my character was linked to a bunch of other new characters that were created after it. So the deletion of my character affected the whole world environment of the game. Then I received a message from one of my friends saying that they wanted to commit suicide for real. I tried to talk to them to convince them this was not a good idea. Then I woke up suddenly. THE SADDLE PURCHASE [10] I was on the bus and talking to someone about censorship. It was my belief that no-one, not even the President of the US of A should ever use profanity. The scene changed and I was on a train. Apparently Chris had convinced the driver that it would be okay if he stayed up front where the engine of the locomotive was. Then the train went through a huge puddle and water sprayed up on all sides nearly 20-feet in the air. I leaned my head to look out and saw a family of seals clapping their fins together and crying out urrk, urrk, urrk, as if in approval. Then a woman there pulled my head back in and said, you need to buy your saddle before you buy your horse. I was going to ask her why when the dream abruptly ended. Return back HOME   You are Earth Visitor #