01. Goodwill makes the road shorter.
02. To love, and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
03. I dropped one of my tears in the ocean, and whenever they find it I'll stop loving you, only then.
04. My Mama always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get." -- Forrest Gump
05. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
06. Truth is Aristocratic, It never follows. It should be followed.
07. The great question which I have not been able to answer ... is, "What does a woman want ?"
08. Honest I wasn't kissing her ! I was whispering in her mouth !
09. Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.
10. I'm attempting to construct a mnemonic memory circuit, using stone knives and bearskins. -- 1st Officer Spock
11. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
12. A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.
13. Simplicity and straight forwardness and not intelligence, lead to happiness.
14. I've had bad luck with both of my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
15. Human beings must have action; and they will make it if they cannot find it.
16. There is no such thing as a little freedom. Either you are all free, or you are not free at all.
17. One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
18. To Live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.
19. Live
like there is no tomorrow. Sing as if no one can hear. Love like you
have never been hurt. Dance as if nobody is watching. And laugh like no
one is listening.
20. Granted
that faith cannot be proved,what harm will come to you if you gamble on
its truth and it proves false ? If you gain, you gain all; if you lose,
you lose nothing.
21. You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them.
22. Your worst humiliation will always be someone else's long-term entertainment.
23. If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn't succeed either.
24. The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
25. Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it.
26. I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part.
27. I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
28. Bills always travel through the mail at twice the speed of the checks used to pay for them.
29. Personally, I don't believe the world owes me a living, although for the amount I make, a simple written apology would be nice.
30. I just let my mind wander, but it hasn't come back yet.
31. Always laugh when you can. It is the cheapest medicine.
32. You can't have everything ! Where would you put it ?
33. A politician will stand for what he thinks people will fall for.
34. Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who is free for the weekend.
35. I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation.
36. People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
37. National Schizophrenic's Convention: Anybody who's everybody will be there !
38. Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible.
39. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
40. Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW !
41. I still miss my ex-girlfriend. But my aim is improving every day.
42. How can there be self-help "groups ?"
43. A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
44. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool ?
45. If anything is ever used to its full potential, it will eventually break.
46. The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the oil, sometimes it gets replaced.
47. I really don't give a s**t, but if I did, you'd be the first person I'd give it to.
48. When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
49. Sex is the only business where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise in the process.
50. Women like silent men, they think they're listening to them.