My time and life in working for the government during the Savings & Loan Crisis of 1990 with a beautiful woman who took care of absolutely everything for me in my employ. And I mean EVERYTHING.
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My time in working for the government during
the Savings & Loan Crisis of 1990 with a
beautiful
woman who took care of absolutely everything
for me in my employ. And I mean EVERYTHING.
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I hurriedly
got dressed again.
It was then I realized as I was driving back to
BBI and already halfway there that I had dressed
up the same as I did last time, in my casual
clothes, and that it MIGHT cost me my 2nd
interview as I looked anything except
office-worthy.
What with the stupid shorts, ball-cap, and
shirt, though it was different, it was baby-blue
to match my shorts.
I arrived and flung open the door to the
entrance and was clearly out of breath like I
was being timed on how fast I could get there
and the receptionist from yesterday gave me a
frightened look but then smiled when she
recognized me.
"David," she said with a grin as if she knew
something I didn't, "You're expected. Go
straight through this door to the LEFT." and
then pointed.
It wasn't buzz-locked like the other one, but it
was a heavy oaken door and I thought I might
actually be seeing the president of the whole
company so I gulped in fear but stepped in
anyways.
I went in and it smelled of stale cherrywood
cigar smoke and I saw why. There was a rather
fat and muscular looking fellow in there sitting
behind the desk ahead of me, that looked
positively startled at my sudden entrance.
He was definitely CHEWING on the cigar I was
smelling too. Not so much smoking as chewing the
tip of it as if this added action of his might
squeeze more nicotine and flavor out of it.
I didn't say anything and we both stood looking
at each other for a moment. It was obvious he
knew who I was from the look in his eye and from
what could only be a rather bristly looking
smile he gave me around his mustache and badly
cut beard that looked like a lopsided triangle.
Instead of introducing himself or even
confirming I was the person he wanted to see he
bit into the cigar with a satisfying crunch and
said, "Yeah you're here now, OK. Siddown a sec,
will ya."
There was a chair which was several feet from
his desk. I realized this was definitely the guy
that called me earlier. He sat back in his own
and massive desk chair that creaked angrily at
the weight and then spoke to me.
"Lemme clue you in. We've got one opening at
this time and we're experiencing an emergency
situation with the Savings & Loan Crisis
right now and we are in need, for a 3-month
temporary employment period, fast and accurate
data-entry person to help us get through this
situation."
He looked at me for a moment with a proud
expression and then I spoke up and smiled
cheerfully and said, "Well, I'm the man for the
job !" and I looked rather pleased with myself
at the time reflecting his own expectant smile.
The chomping on the cigar stopped suddenly and
his eyes got wide at me and the smile melted
away. It was if his was brain was thinking
something earlier and then paused for a moment
in thought.
"Man
!?" he said perplexed. And then looked down at
my application for a moment and then back at me,
a few times actually.
I will admit, when I was in my teens I had a
good complexion, fair of face, and since I wore
a ball-cap and had zero body hair to speak of,
even on my legs that refused to grow any, and it
was quite visible in the shorts I was wearing. I
can kind of understand his double-looking at me
right then.
Today there is not even one telemarketer on the
telephone that had yet to not call me, 'ma'am'
on the phone because of my quiet and pleasant
tenor voice and demeanor.
I was afraid it wasn't going well at the moment
so I smiled rather sweetly at him, hoping he'd
overlook whatever item was confusing him right
now. He coughed a rank block of cherrywood smoke
at me as if I was only making the situation
worse.
He murmured to himself a moment, angrily, a bit
like a worn steam pipe in a factory, and then
fat-fingered me, 'come here' to walk up to his
desk so he could show me something. Hoo boy.
He was not happy at the moment, I could see
that. He had a copy of my application,
apparently xeroxed from a copy machine and
whirled it around to where I could see it and
then stabbed a calloused finger accusingly at an
entry to the top right part of it.
I looked and saw one part of the application I
missed, not too hard really since it was right
against the edge where it said Personnel Notes
Only.
And as I looked to where he was pointing he
raised his voice angrily at me, "Son. Did you
fill this out as a joke ? Because I fail to see
the humor in it !"
I looked. It said, "Sex [ ]Male [X]Female."
I swallowed in fear. I never signed that part of
it !
I answered back at once, "Nossir. I didn't do
that ! I swear, I wouldn't do that to you !" I
could see he wasn't convinced so I added, "I
never make my X's outside the box. See ? Here,
it's clearly drawn outside the box."
And in truth, it was, in bigger print than I
ever used when I filled out all my other stuff
on the paper. "See ? I don't do that. I always
stay inside the box, sir !"
He looked at my face a moment like I had just
lost 10-years of age in his eyes or something.
He returned an ugly smile to me, and gave a
hoarse laugh, "No. I don't guess you does that,
do you, son. Good kid huh ? You allays stay
inside the boxes does ya ? Well - "
He grumbled uncomfortably, like thunder, and
then his voice got cross again, "then SOMEONE
made a mistake in personnel and marked it in for
you !"
And then his voice got accusational again, "And
I think I knows who." he said looking down at
the offensive form, tapping it angrily.
I wondered if it would affect the interview I
was having now but before I could give it much
thought he said, "Siddown son." and then
grumbled to himself about having a talk with
someone and took a fat shiny pen to make a
correction on my job application. And then
corrected another sheet I wasn't aware of beside
him.
He clicked his pen loudly closed and then huffed
on his cigar and then crunched down on it with
teeth. Breathing heavily as if trying to decide
something. He rocked forward and backward in his
chair squeaking it noisily for a moment.
I could tell he was REALLY looking for a reason
to throw me out of his office right now. I just
felt it in my bones.
He started murmuring to himself as if he
actually heard voices, giving him advice on what
to do right now, looking left and right at them,
and then signed something hurriedly at the
bottom of a page while filling in some stuff to
the right.
Then he twirled the whole thing around in his
hand in a 180 degree direction while setting a
pen to face against the desk.
He looked at me and spoke in a different tone of
voice, as if defending himself, "We can't deny
you employment here because of you being a - "
and he gave me a hard look in my baby blue
shorts and baseball hat with the pretty heart in
it -
And he paused as if the word physically did NOT
want it to come out of his mouth - "man," - he
said finally choking on the syllable.
He continued, "But I'm going to tell yer right
now," he growled, "yer will be working entirely
on a floor with over a hunnerd girls all about
yer own age," he said looking back at my
application to see my birthdate, "and that you
will be the ONLY," and he emphasized that word,
"guy there and will this be a problem for you,
mister ?"
I blanched for a second, but realized with the
other jobs I had that women employees and bosses
really seemed to get along with me better than
guys so I said after a moment's pause, "Nossir."
Then his face wrinkled up into an entirely
different smile. I could tell this guy was a lot
older than me from the wrinkles that moved on it
when he did that.
He stepped from around his desk and had his
hands behind his back and almost skipped over to
me playfully like a little girl would do in a
hopscotch game. Rather frightening to watch,
really. He then faced me with his nose and I
could see his teeth were really quite yellow
from heavy smoking.
While leaning his massive hands on both sides of
my chair he finally said to me, like I was a
buddy of his or something he was confiding a
great secret in, "You're not going to give my
girls any trouble while you're working here, are
you son ?"
I was shaken at this accusation but said,
"Nossir !" and drew a cross over my chest and
held my right-hand up to swear that I wouldn't.
He coughed nasty in my face for a moment and
pulled back, giving me some air, which I really
did need right now cause that cigar of his was
just plain awful !
Then he stood to the side of me and spoke,
obviously suppressing praise in his voice, "Son,
you've got good datar-entry skills, yessir, and
I can hire you for $12/hr, 9-5, Mon-Fri."
Then before I could think up a reply he
hurriedly scrabbled away on fat stubby legs and
crunched back down in his desk and he waved his
hand in the air like shooing a fly without
looking at me as if there were important papers
in front of him and I was dismissed, "Take it or
leave it."
I leaned my back against my chair, which was
still several feet from his desk. He stopped to
look at me now and chewed vigorously on his
cigar staring at me. I looked at the cigar as it
bounced around his mouth like an oar for a boat.
I watched it hypnotically.
Left, Right, Left, Right. I imagined seeing a
little canoe inside his mouth now and it was
obvious the oar-man was fighting against a
terrible current that threatened to drown him.
Drown me !
He looked at me and I stared at that busy busy
cigar, finally smiling at him in confusion. I
had absolutely no idea what I was supposed to do
right now.
He finally exploded like a stick of dynamite and
smacked a fat finger noisily to the contract on
his desk that he had turned around earlier and
yelled, "Getchur butt up here boy and sign this
contract if you still want this job that is !!"
"Yessir." I squeaked and popped out of my chair
immediately and went up to sign it without
giving it too serious a look. It was all very
standard as near as I could tell and I saw that
I was signing up as a "Temporary Agent."
I
saw he had put a red scribble over the female
and put a fat black checkmark over male instead,
but that was the only correction.
His voice then took a rather threatening edge to
it and his eyes squinted at me dangerously
pointing with a finger. I saw the tip of it was
black from his apparently jambing it against
inked papers all day.
"Now lissen here boy, I don't know if you've
worked in a job like this, but any funny
business or hanky panky or ANYTHING with my
girls and you're going to be out on your a*s for
sex-u-oh harrassment, comprende ?"
"yessir." I said with more confidence than I
felt.
He spat out a chunk of smoke from the cigar that
almost seemed to be a solid mass and seemed to
smile and said. "Good boy. Now, getchur self a
suit, you are not working on my nice clean floor
with my girls in that - " and he paused trying
to think up an an appropriate description,
"daisy-tray outfit you're in now."
I slid the insult off because obviously I just
got hired for a good paying job, so I asked,
"Where sir ?"
He crunched down on his cigar again noisily and
I really was beginning to wonder just how flat
the filter on the end of that thing was now. He
was definitely sounding cross, "Doncha got any
parents of you own, boy !?"
"Yessir." I replied meekly.
He nodded and I realized his hair was actually a
toupee as it slid around, not stuck on very
well, "Well get some help from them. Tell them
you, son, are now working for - "
And he paused with dramatic flair while leaning
back in his chair so it squeaked uncomfortably
with his weight, "THE GOVERNMENT !" and then
gave me a most alarming big smile showing me an
entire mouthful of cavities from nicotine. Not
one tooth had escaped the ravage.
I smiled and my eyes did get big. I was always
curious about what the government did. I nodded
and then left his office.
As I did the receptionist called after me,
"Congratulations, David. We're happy to have you
aboard." and held her hand out from her desk to
shake mine but I was too excited at the moment.
I didn't reply or shake her hand I just nodded.
She laughed at me and I nodded again, confused,
and then finally I dashed out the front door.
And I didn't drive back home, I drove to see my
Dad with the great BIG news !
My Dad said, "Wonderful. That's very good you
got a job like that."
I was puzzled, "Why ? Because it's data-entry ?"
My Dad dismissed that with a friendly hand wave,
"No, no. It's because it's a government job."
I shrugged in confusion. Dad smiled at me and
continued, "When you work for the government,
it's very difficult to get fired from those.
It's considerable paperwork for them and they'd
rather fit you in, no matter what, and find
SOMETHING you can do and keep you at it all the
time you are working there."
And Dad put a hand on my shoulder, "And that's
pretty good, considering your recent - ah - job
record."
And I looked down, discouraged. He was right.
Every other job I had to this point I was fired
because there just wasn't enough training or
discipline or someone telling me what needed to
be done every hour of the day. I needed that
kind of instruction in truth. And I guess that's
sad, really, but there you go.
But then Dad brightened up, "If they've hired
you for data-entry though, I think you're going
to be fine."
Then I told Dad the scary part, "But I'm going
to be working on a floor with over 100 women and
I will be the ONLY guy there !"
Dad suppressed a smile and got serious in his
expression and said, "Is that going to be a
problem, David, you do know how to keep your
hands to yourself around ladies, don't you ?"
"Yessir." I said truthfully. "Girls still scare
me, you know."
Dad replied, "Well, there's a blessing in
disguise. Because it's likely they will TEST you
while you are there. Crowding around you. Trying
to make you feel uncomfortable. Seeing if you
will do anything funny, and you WON'T, right ??"
"Nossir." I answered back.
"Good deal. Well, if it's a government job I
guarantee you're going to need a monkey suit for
it so let's go shopping !" and then Dad went
back into his room to get his checkbook and
jacket and we headed out to buy a business suit
for me.
After Dad bought my suit I folded it up around
the cellophane they put it in and took it home
with me. I had difficulty sleeping that night. I
was so excited and prayed that I wouldn't do
anything to mess up this job, like I messed up
all the other ones.
My alarm went off at 6am and I didn't even
bother for a single 9-minute snooze and got
straight up, showered, brushed my teeth, combed
my hair, and put on the new suit that Dad got
for me.
It even came with a black belt and a shiny
buckle and I made sure my buckle could be seen
and was shiny as I thought that was always
important in a business.
Then I put on the tie. Dad realized rather
quickly I had no idea how to put one on and that
it was too difficult to try and show me in the
store so we finally decided on a clip-on to save
time and effort, and that was fine with me.
I was ready with time to spare. I fought a bit
of traffic on the way back and saw the big
gleaming sign, BBI as I parked my car and rushed
back in the entrance, to see a different
secretary there.
Even though I'd never seen her before she called
out to me, "David Wicker ?"
"Yes ma'am ?" I replied back.
"Mr. Sunders wants to see you for briefing on
your first day here. Just to your left." and
then she hit a button on her intercom and spoke
directly into it, "David here to see you, sir."
His reply came back, "Yeah, send that boy in."
Instead of sitting behind his desk last last
time he was already standing and walking over to
me grabbing my limp hand and pumping it up and
down in a hard shake. "Good to see you, David.
Good to see you. Let's have a look at you, son."
He stepped back for a moment to look and biting
back a little embarrassment I twirled around
like I was a window store model or something.
He whistled, a raspy sound really trying to get
around that meaty cigar of his, which apparently
he never put down for any reason, although I
noticed this one was a little longer so
apparently he did smoke a new one each day.
"Yessir, that's a nice hang you got there. OK."
he said and then went over to his desk and hit
the intercom and spoke into it, "Get me someone
from B3 in here for Mr. Wicker's nickel tour,
Bonnie."
"Yes, Mr. Sunders." the receptionist's voice
answered back dutifully.
It took several minutes for her to arrive, and I
did absolutely the right by not disturbing or
talking to Mr. Sunders at all as he watched me
patiently. Apparently waiting for me to mess
something up. Fortunately, I didn't. There was a
pleasant knock on the door and she opened the
door to enter.
She was REALLY pretty, like the girls I saw
earlier in the testing room, in a super-short
skirt, a low-cut blouse and dark stockings. Tons
of makeup and perfume besides. She held a
clipboard and manila folder with her under one
arm as she entered.
Mr. Sunders coughed a block of horrid smoke and
spoke, "Now David lissen up !"
"You do everything she says and you're gonna fit
right in. Okay, now get outta here and maybe
I'll check up on you later." and then he hobbled
back over to his chair, sitting back hard in it,
the wood creaking again, and started poring over
the papers in front of him as if we had already
left.
Since I didn't say anything first, she did and
held out a friendly hand to me as it was pretty
obvious I was nervous about being here, "I'm
Jeanette, David." she said introducing herself.
"I work on B3, where we're going to be placing
you."
Finally I shook her hand and she added warmly,
"Welcome to BBI."
A good second chapter. You have your protagonist in the setting where much of the story, I assume, will take place. I like the Mr. Sunders character. Also, I feel that something was funny with the application process, including a possible second "Jeanette", behind the scenes, which keeps me interested for more. Really good job!
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I'm not sure. I have difficulties with faces. For instance, your Avatar, if you appeared to be facin.. read moreI'm not sure. I have difficulties with faces. For instance, your Avatar, if you appeared to be facing the camera and with a different background instead of green, I might not recognize you. But your name or an ID #, I recognize and memorize easily. I'm not so good with visual recall, but for digits and names - I'm pretty good.
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OMG ...i didn't like that girl who messed up with the application. yet in the end,i think she's nice.
anyway, i like the detailed description of mr. sunders.
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I can't remember if she is the same one I meet later or not. Normally I don't look at people's faces.. read moreI can't remember if she is the same one I meet later or not. Normally I don't look at people's faces when I'm working or seeking work as I think they expect something in return.
Mr. Sunders as near as I could tell was the boss of the company. There might've been other people but he was the one whom I answered to ultimately, outside of Nancy, seen later.
Amazing Chapter. You could really feel how the main character felt when he was in the office with the boss! I know I would have been scared. Can't wait to read more!
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Actually that main character is ME. This is a non-fictional recount of my working for BBI when they .. read moreActually that main character is ME. This is a non-fictional recount of my working for BBI when they were open.
A good second chapter. You have your protagonist in the setting where much of the story, I assume, will take place. I like the Mr. Sunders character. Also, I feel that something was funny with the application process, including a possible second "Jeanette", behind the scenes, which keeps me interested for more. Really good job!
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I'm not sure. I have difficulties with faces. For instance, your Avatar, if you appeared to be facin.. read moreI'm not sure. I have difficulties with faces. For instance, your Avatar, if you appeared to be facing the camera and with a different background instead of green, I might not recognize you. But your name or an ID #, I recognize and memorize easily. I'm not so good with visual recall, but for digits and names - I'm pretty good.
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Omg I love it!! I love the way how the main boss talks...and eww, he CHEWS his cigar?! That's gross...lol. xp and lucky David! xD with all those girls…
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It's not as happy a situation as you would think. Girls made me nervous, they still do. I think they.. read moreIt's not as happy a situation as you would think. Girls made me nervous, they still do. I think they were aware of that while I was there and did their best to make me uncomfortable.
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Oh lol...I'm the opposite. xD
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Well, of course I don't get nervous around girls-I meant guys... :p
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Just girls w me. Although I did get VERY SCARED when I visited Chris in the locker room where he goe.. read moreJust girls w me. Although I did get VERY SCARED when I visited Chris in the locker room where he goes to exercise. It reminded me all over again of P.E. from High School. But I think Chris knew this and asked if I wanted to wait outside. I nodded, and did, and no-one bothered me.
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Lol...fail xD
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Yah, likely ... There's a lot of things from my past that still haunt me. I know when I went with Ch.. read moreYah, likely ... There's a lot of things from my past that still haunt me. I know when I went with Chris to see his Dad in the nursing home, there was some -odor- there, a chemical smell. I was so caught up in it I finally coughed realizing I had stopped breathing I was so deep in concentration. I know it's from my past, but I can't quite place it yet.
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Omg that's scary...
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Well the way I've interpreted it. There are a lotta things you can enjoy in your youth. But - if som.. read moreWell the way I've interpreted it. There are a lotta things you can enjoy in your youth. But - if something bad happens, so bad you don't want to remember it later, it gets suppressed, deep inside, yet - it must come out later. Perhaps years later - but it will and always does - return to you.
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Yea, I know. Its like a ghost that keeps haunting u...
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That's - a very intelligent way of looking at it. Hmm ... The real ghosts, the ones I actually saw w.. read moreThat's - a very intelligent way of looking at it. Hmm ... The real ghosts, the ones I actually saw were at a school. It was the last day, Dad was late picking me up, I was in 4th grade, and - there were 2 ghosts talking to each other.
At some level I knew they were talking about me. They kept turning their heads and looking at me and I knew the school was empty of people except for the janitor vacuuming the hallway - a good distance from where I was. I couldn't hear what they were saying though.
Perhaps - hmm - well, I know what Pierce Ambrose said about ghosts, and perhaps there's some truth to it.
"The outward and visible sign of an inward invisible fear."
You're very perceptive, Ellie. Maybe PTSD is like ghosts - and yes, they will keep haunting you until you finally confront them. And no, I've not been brave enough to do that - not with all of my ghosts yet.
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Yea, but it could also be depression or lack of sleep...and I've never seen ghost but I know there w.. read moreYea, but it could also be depression or lack of sleep...and I've never seen ghost but I know there was one there cuz a chair that's in my living room began to rock and my dog began to bark at it. U know how people say animals and kids could see ghost...but I believe in them...
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I definitely do think children can see many things adults can't. In fact - this was mentioned in Har.. read moreI definitely do think children can see many things adults can't. In fact - this was mentioned in Harry Potter if I remember correctly.
Well I think kids could see stuff what adults cant see but like they could see it cuz they r young a.. read moreWell I think kids could see stuff what adults cant see but like they could see it cuz they r young and they believe more stuff than adults do
Loved the characterization of the fat-cat boss. I like your prose a lot. It's clear, clean, and easy to follow.
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Curiously enough I never saw Mr. Sunders again except on the last day, and he was really mad at me. .. read moreCuriously enough I never saw Mr. Sunders again except on the last day, and he was really mad at me. It - wasn't a good day. I still have quite a bit to go before I get to that point. Glad you like the style. I try to make my stuff easy to read. :)
Great write. You possess a very wonderful mix of story and conversational dialogue exchanges to keep it all moving right along to the end. Thanks for sharing this creative work with us all.
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I'm - very glad you like it ! It seems to be quite popular so I'll try and post a new chapter on the.. read moreI'm - very glad you like it ! It seems to be quite popular so I'll try and post a new chapter on the morrow, entitled, "The Bathroom Escort."
Yah it gets a little strange here, your hard-paying tax dollars at work - by the government !
I love it. The description... the characters... the dialogue... you make it feel so real. Like its happening right around me. It's wonderfully written, especially for a personal narrative. :)
Also... is it the same Jeanette you met the day before?
Great job writing!
Sylvia.
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I'm not sure, while I'm quite good at remember random digits and letters and computer code, human fa.. read moreI'm not sure, while I'm quite good at remember random digits and letters and computer code, human faces can be fleeting at times. Someone who is wearing an entirely different outfit the next day may confuse me. Ultimately I associate people by their location.
In time I know Trudy and where everyone else is by where they sit in the office, not how they appear.
I think in this case it was the same Jeanette who tested me earlier based on her voice.
Oh i can see something happening between Jeanette and David. Good story. Your very gifted.
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Happening ? I hope not, I'll get fired for it if that's the case. :7 Glad you like the writing. I'll.. read moreHappening ? I hope not, I'll get fired for it if that's the case. :7 Glad you like the writing. I'll definitely post what happens after this tomorrow.
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Oh so this is more of a diary than a story...nicely done my dear freind.
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Yep ! It's definitely a diary, all 1st-person perspective through and through. The narrator is ME as.. read moreYep ! It's definitely a diary, all 1st-person perspective through and through. The narrator is ME as I'm the one living the event. :)
Well life can make the greatest of stories. I think that why I write poetry, it is who I am and my d.. read moreWell life can make the greatest of stories. I think that why I write poetry, it is who I am and my desires in some cases.
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There ya go. :7
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Well this site is not desighned to be a match maker. But I do love to write.
I think Mr. Sunder's spoke the way he did cause he was always chewing on that cigar. Fortunately I d.. read moreI think Mr. Sunder's spoke the way he did cause he was always chewing on that cigar. Fortunately I don't spend much time with him and most of the story is focused on the underground and the ever changing, 'company policy' which I must abide and adhere to.