Your icebreaker is broken.

"So...
yeah, uh.....
...*ahem*
...
about that."

The elephant just vanished.
He cracked his tusk and left.
Nobody noticed him.

"Well?"

uh...


Now we're all a little anxious
so I think we should be honest,
break the ice and learn to laugh at ourselves.

"The truth is your conversation starter is broken,
and everyone knows it."

They're all asking you about it...
...some of them are laughing.

"So....

..about that."