women think

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Women think of fairy tales as life in Ohio.

Women call the pillow the same name as shimmering bright leaves.

Women (some) turn into prostitutes. Others sit on the ground.

Women are mostly mentally ill, sleeping with their mouths open.

You will find sand in the vagina's of some women.

Sweet saraband prosciutto in others.The

women of Ecclesiastes all flow to the river.

Some women repeat themselves.

Some women will let you sleep with your little bear.

The women in Gulliver's Travels are better off than the men.

Some women will grab hard at your penis.

Some women will turn the lights off to dance.

Some women have been to greatly damaged to go on.

All women will presoak your jeans.

Some women, if they loose a leg,

can regrow another.

Black women text too much.

Asian women cook too much.

Jewish women share too many recipes.

(I am far less careful in the morning)

I knew a woman with six toes on each foot.

She was kind and capable but symbiotic and ritualistic.

Some women make animal sounds at the horizon.

Some women tell you your a great lover, even when your aren't/

others are butterflies that feed on larvae.

Some women will poison the bagel;

all will toast it before you die.

Some women think that good looks

equal good acting.

Some women will save the little boy in you only to let it

run free like exceptional heartache.

Some women will follow you: Squeaky Fromme,

Patricia Krenwinkel...Haight Ashbury...Summer of Love..

TOLD YOU!

Some women you drag, like the end of a heavy couch, to your mother.

Some women break you of your ego on a conference call.

Older women, whose periods have ended,

are better at poetry. By better I mean they call it love,

voice the blues part out. Strum the others.

Big women try to loose weight but cant

and for the first time face failure.

Other women don't give a s**t what shape they

make in the tarumba of a July night.

I have found those to be the best women.

The ones who face gallantly themselves,

 

the only heartbreaking prose to fear.

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[Corset]

All women will presoak your jeans, lol. hilarious, loved it. also loved
"Some women will save the little boy in you only to let it run free like exceptional heartache."
That grabbed me by the ear.

How is it that this was posted tomorrow?
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Added on July 2, 2014
Last Updated on July 2, 2014