Loyal Forever: Cthulu Worshiper

Loyal Forever: Cthulu Worshiper

 

I look black, so they call me Zulu,

But I’m a loyal worshiper of Cthulu.

Everyone who doubts me can suck

My doodoo.

He gave me a fish girl equipped with

Tentacles.

The suction cups feel great on my

Testicles.

I came from the sea just like a tadpole.

I breathe like a fish and talk like an a*****e.

My gills are on my chest underneath my vest.

Everyone I show is either disgusted or impressed.

So invest in Cthulu, god of the cod

Or I’ll beat your a*s down with a fishing rod.