B.O.B.

I got cocky (no pun intended) with some friends and said I could write a poem about nearly anything. "Anything?" They asked. "Absolutely!" I replied. Pick a topic. They did. Gulp!

(Note to you wiseacres out there...this
is written from a WOMAN's point of view! LOL)

I’d like you all to meet my friend;
he’s indispensible.
He always hangs out at my place.
He’s very sensible

He lays low when my man is home...
does not get in the way;
content to show up when I call
and do just what I say.

He’s not like other men I know;
he helps me with my needs.
He’s patient...willing...always glad
to help me with good deeds.

He never gets strung out on sports;
he’s not that sort of jerk...
in fact, during the longest games,
he does his finest work.

Content to lets my husband pay
attention where he may...
exhaust his options...get fulfilled
Bob fills in every day.

He even lets my boyfriend come
and do some work for me...
and when he’s done...then Bob has fun
and does so skillfully.

Bob represents the best in men
without the lesser parts
that hurt, ignore, or condescend
and damage women’s hearts.

He does what I direct him to;
he suits me to a “T”.
He stays there till I come again,
no truer man than he.

I lean on him more than I should
he’s none the worse for wear;
He takes my lead...a friend in deed
he takes on every dare.

He has my interests at heart
I love his piercing way;
straight to the point, I him anoint
he’s strong...he’ll go all day.

He will not shirk from tasks I choose...
procrastinate or lie.
I’ll ride him hard...our secret guard
I know he’ll do or die...

and if he dies in loving arms...
I’ll heap not flatteries...
but praise upon this perfect man
and change his batteries!

Reviews

[Ed Hart]

it's cumming to that

[NoneOfYourBusiness akaK..]

HAHAHHA!!~ o my goodness~ a quivering poetic with throbbing lines vibrating pulsating along in perfected rhyme pops~
ony you! LOL!!!
delightfully veiled~ ha!