The Unrefined Sugar in A Cup of Milk Tea

An attempt at food porn writing.

Naturally moist. Soft. Sweet. Hot damn molasses. Calorically deceitful, it packs more densely.

 

As it swirls around and dissolves in the hot juices of the cow's mammary glands, the teasing sugar dances with the nicely shaped ginger cuts. Its crystals melt with the caffeine in the black tea, exciting the flavor.

 

The unrefined sugar is easy and charming. She might ask the other ingredients to have an orgy in your mouth. Ginger would be glad to play along. She'll make you salivate.

 

Dangle your tongue in. Your gustation Caligulas want to have sex with the flavors. Swallow. Pure mystic gustatory exaltation.

Reviews

[Allie :)]

I think that if you were to make sugar seem this utterly sexy, you could do anything :) This is amazing! :D

[Breast Mutilator]

Thanks, dude. This is the first time I've put up something I've written for other people to see let alone critique. I never thought someone would actually spend time to write a review. Thanks! :]

[Matthew Smith]

...Food...porn? Uh...that's a first. I have no idea what I just read. Well, I do, but I'm failing at coming up with ways to critique it. Oh, should be "want(s)" in that last paragraph.

Really threw me for a loop. Very interesting write--definitely unique. Short, obviously, but only as short as a sex-scene-on-your-taste-buds could be. =P

Congrats. I tip my hypothetical hat.