Trip to the dentist

Don't even have to think about it
Dentists, are all the same.
Tell you it might sting a little,
but it's, just a game.

You better ta k e 5 of those pills, take them all
In less than an hour, the pain will be ten feet tall
Lying mother f****r, he's a sadist too,
Could you please help me find my shoe?

Got some whiskey on my home, that wasn't smart
Woke up, at hy vee, naked, pushing a shopping cart.
Police ten feet behind me, handguns drawn,
I was mumbling something, about a weed eater, thought I was mowing my lawn.

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That was good! I laughed out loud!
I've been drunk at a movie and locked myself in a restroom stall and they had to remove the entire door.
Mowing the lawn naked, eh? I'd love to seen that. Love it!