Chipper or clipper?

Hi, I'm six, how old are you?

Worms crawl in, worms crawl out,
That's why, I don't want to be buried
So please, let's explore the options
Before we go and get married.

The bottom of the river? Na, that's too cold.
Great big catfish, get pretty old.
A rope seems a decent way, tie it too a bridge.
Just step off the deck, and off comes the lid.

Saw a buddy cutting his hair with clippers,
Wait, I got it. . . Throw me in a chipper!

Reviews

[jacob erin-cilberto]

What should we do with the pieces?

[D. Mansfield]

Matters not, lol thanks for reading