CREATED A MONSTER

Song I Wrote About The Decline Of Civilization

Now A Queens, A Queen
And A Hoe, Is A Hoe
Ones With Trucker Hats Who Only Go For Bro's
Listening To Sublime, With The White Truck In The Sand
thinkin if you know how to surf, then you're a real man
TheyJust cant seem to forget about about the big waves
thats why they go up North on Their Christmas Holidays
Dude I broke my arm, ankle and my nose
Nearly got blood on Mollys Von Dutch Clothes
Swearing to God their lives are like on The O.C.
First Things First Jackass, It's called Orange County
And if you think real life is starring Mischa B
Try to count 1 brother, latin or Asian in a scene
With all these White Sunglasses,Black streaks&Hollister
looks like MTV has Created themself a monster

Now lets move on to subject..2
This is the cutters who think its another way of sayin luv you

it's just stupid its wrong matter of fact its a sin
to believe somebodys worth the damaging of your skin
But its so new wave, No its gothic, no its Emo
How can someone think so dark with so much pink on their clothes?
talkin bout "lifes so hard when you got no soul"
B***h you know your only 13 years old
Dont get me wrong,I dont forget when I was young
cause back int that day I actually tried to have fun
You're ideal man Is jack skeleton a fucken cartoon
get a real man, one whos not the size and weight as a spoon
Go have a talk to teacher or counciler
Hot Topic you created yourself a monster

BEAT CHANGE!! (Holla BackGirl type beat)

This is s**t, this is s**t

Heres the best part of the track
asking all of you once you shut your trap
If you aint no Holla Back Girl
Then why you always On Ya Back,Girl?
Dont ya wish you're girlfriend was hot like me?
Yeah but that dont mean I want her breath to stink
If you think you rule the world girl
Then why you always swallowing pearl?

Cause we wear Pink Bandanas (B-A-N-D-A-N-AS)
We wear Pink Bandanas (B-A-N-D-A-N-AS)
Well you sound like a dumb a*s (D-U-M-B-A-S-S)
Sound like a dumb a*s (D-U-M-B-A-S-S)
Bananas In Pajamas (RUNNING DOWN THE STAIRS)
Bananas In Pajamas (CHASING TEDDY BEARS)

I BLAME THE PARENTS!

Author's Note

Say what you feel, if it is to insult then move on, I don't really write for people to tell me how I can write better, I write cause I feel like writing something in a certain way.

Reviews

[DANGER]

At first, I thought this was going to be some bad a*s Alice's Adventures trip, but then it just became awesome by saying the words hoe like the word itself was the monster, so there, but then it said something about a truck and now I hate life.