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HOST-Ladies and gentlemen welcome to another great round of WHO DAT BE YO!  One lucky bachelor will have the opportunity at a chance at love with one of the two sexy bachelorettes. These bachelorettes will be asked questions to see who is most compatible.

 

 

            Bachelor- #1 what size shoe do you wear?

           

            #1- I wear a size 9…In men.

           

            Bachelor- Same question #2

 

            #2 - I wear a 5.

 

            Bachelor- #1 sing me a part of a song that you would dedicate to me.

 

            #1- Aint nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.

 

            Bachelor- sing to me #2.

 

            #2- let me lick you up and down till you say STOP. Let me feel your body baby

                  Make you feel HOT!

 

            Bachelor- both of you’s .what kinds of clothes do you like?

 

            #1-I like to wear everything BIG and fabulous clothes with lots of colors so they

                 can hide my features, I like hot pink feather boas.

 

            #2- Whatever I find in the morning. I like to wear dirty clothes; they keep me    

                    Cool. Especially when I go into the corn fields to go look for bodies. OOPS I

                   Mean kids that like to play hide and seek in my corn fields..

 

            Bachelor- UUUMM ok cool. Another question for both of you. What do your  

                             Weekends usually consist of?

 

            #1- well I like to hit up the club with the chikas and have guys stare at my                     

                   Humongous butt cheeks that I just got done a month ago by the famous

                   Bill Clinton. Yeah the men really like the texture, and the a*s gets me free

                   Drinks. Although they do complain about the mustache. I just tell them I get

                   It from my Russian dedya (grandma) Even though I’m not Russian.

 

            #2- I like to cook. My meals consist of eyeballs, fingers, feet and I’m not talking  

                  About pig kind. I also like to make stews in large pots. I don’t really have any

                  Friends because I always end up eating them.HAHA THAT WAS A JOKE.

                   LAUGH YOU FOOLISH IMBUSSALS!

 

            Bachelor- WOW! You girls are interesting.haha.Where do you work?

            #1- I work on the corner of 54^th and Imaguy Street. I work after 10 and if im not     on that corner you can look me up on myspace. I’m always on.

 

           #2- I work for myself. At home on Ichoobody Avenue.

 

Bachelor- Well I think I found my match and I can’t wait to get on my date and maybe fall in love!

 

The lucky bachelor ends up shooting himself to death.

 

The Host leaves with both bachelorettes and has anal intercourse and gets eaten by #2.