Love Me TinderlyA Poem by Drew GivenHappy swiping
Swipe left,
Swipe right, Swipe left, right, left Walking in a trance through the land of love bereft The art of connecting without breaking a sweat “I’m on here to meet people,” we lie to ourselves, browsing through humans like items on shelves Pick up the box and look at the back “Some mutual interests, but a little too fat.” “Shorter than me? Can’t deal with that” “Really likes dogs, but I’m into cats” After hours of swiping, finally a match! A new person to talk to and emotionally latch Gifs, jokes, and swift replies galore This person’s the one I’ve been searching for We chit and we chat about this thing and that Building a foundation that forever will last After two days of talking, I’m finally ready To set up a date with my new special lady I come up with a schedule A plan perfectly hatched But when I go to invite her, I’ve been unmatched And it’s a full 12 hours until my next batch Well, guess it’s time for Pornhub. I’ve got an itch to scratch. © 2019 Drew Given |
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Added on July 2, 2019 Last Updated on July 2, 2019 AuthorDrew GivenAboutI'm hoping that if I pound my hands on the keyboard enough, something decent will pop out. more..Writing
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