UNICORN DREAMS OF IRISH SPRINGS

*** thanks to Roy McCarthy for the chorus yeaaa it's an irish spring poem :)

i am an angry unicorn with firey wings,

i wash my soul with irish spring

i'm grimy with rainbows all over my face

went to Ireland to get the soap, but it wasn't the place

colors blinding my eyes, need to get it off

a little green square is all i need

i don't want to get angry 

hand it to me please

i am an angry unicorn with firey wings,

i wash my soul with irish spring

went to america to see sweet Bonnie May

got that green bar, smells of musk, leather and hay

last remaining frills are gone

little green bar is done

some more i  need

but i'm left with a heft bill indeed

i am an angry unicorn with firey wings,

i wash my soul with irish spring 

Reviews

[Aidz]

ANd they drink your tequila without any disgrace
leaving ranbow shite all over the place
Hi di diddly di

Sorry had to add that :P

[Jess Holden]

LOL nice :D

[roy mccarthy]

cool!
a zany write indeed!
here's to the irish spring unicorn kings!
i like the lines 'went to america to see sweet Bonnie May
got that green bar, smells of musk, leather and hay,'
you def rocked it!