Ode to a Freezer

Humor

So you're up until two
Your stomach's rumbling
Craving for a snack or two
Where would you go tumbling?

To the freezer
To the freezer I'll go
The freezer that keeps
Ready food that feeds
Hungry helpless folks
While the rest of the world sleeps

You watching re-runs
Of FRIENDS at midnight
Between pending work
And you want a bite
Joey tells you pizza
Rachel tells you ice-cream
In the night when all's asleep
Who'll hear your hungry scream?

O dear freezer
You're such a keeper
A mighty life saver
O dear dear freezer
Sweet freezer o'mine!