Bonus, Six (or Seven) Important Guidelines for an Entertainment Celebrity,or an Entertainment Model,

Bonus, Six (or Seven) Important Guidelines for an Entertainment Celebrity,or an Entertainment Model,

A Story by Derek29

Good Focus on Role Playing Games. (a likeable composition, by Derek A.)

 

In Praise and Furtherment, of Safer, Peaceful, Beneficial Entertainment...,

(Important: We will only Honor in these Three Categories...,!)

 

To further announce, that the three type of honored, by myself, and other peaceful, very good looking, are exclusively to either these three primary medium:

 

Primaries(2): (We Are Only Willing To Honor in These Three Categories,!!!!!!,)

1. Role Playing Games.

And, Also,

2. Television Series. (Preferably, Science Fiction and Fantasy, Exclusively,!)

3. Rock Music.

4. Film.

5. Science Fiction.

 

Secondly,

There are only Three Ways that One Can Make it as a Celebrity.

1. First off, only through substantial accreditation (!!!), in the subject field. Particularly, for an Ivy.(!!!!!!,)

2. Through competent and professional portfolio work. (generally written, or visual arts, or composition, or performance,!!!, professional quality only,!!!,)

3. Through substantial hours of music played,!!!, generally at least over 800(!!!,), or at least over 1000 hours(!!!,), worth of instrumental performance,(!!!).

4. In Addition, Only Incredible Good Looking(Top One or Two Phenotype,Only,), Intelligent (SAT 1430+, or higher,), Ivy Class Individuals (Tier One, or higher,!!!,), Should be Allowed to Qualify as Celebrities,!!!!!!,).

 

Various Main Entertainment Groups recognize in generally six categories(!!!), Arts, Literature, Film,& Theatre, Music, Television, Genre, and Sciences,(!!!!!!)

 

Please Keep In Mind,

 

1. All My Musician and My Actor Celebrities count, as Music Celebrities, and Television Celebrities, and as Film Celebrities..

 

2. Highly Important: I, Derek, Only Acknowledge My Own Musicians, and My Own Actor and Models Celebrities, Which, Are My Own Age(!!!!!!), and My Own Matching GPA,(!!!!!!), This Is Important,(!!!!!!), I only recognize Ivies, who are My Own Age, and Exact Matching GPA.(!!!!!!,)

 

That in order to insure a Safer world, we should only acknowledge, these three types of celebrities, to mention again: (1) Role Playing Game Celebrities, (2) Television Series Celebrities, (3) Intensive Rock Music, (4) Film Making, and (5) Science Fiction.

(It is Important that Hobbies be Safe, and Quiet, and Very Good Looking,!, and Likeable,!, and Good Enjoyable!,)

 

As an important Article: In Order to Make it Successful, in whichever field, one must be expected to manufacture, in one of those Three safely acknowledged fields. Respect Quiet Hobbies, and Extra High Quality Science Fiction Television, Please...,

 

Thank You.

Thankfully,

Derek.,

 

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Bonus, Six (or Seven) Important Guidelines for Being an Entertainment Celebrity, or an Entertainment Model. (Some of these Guidelines are Totally Mandatory!,)

 

1. Smoke Cigarettes. If you look in the pages of certain fashion magazines, you'll quite often find that there's what's referred to as an industry coolometer, which consists of a set of 11 cool value category exams. A good way to increase your coolometer, is to smoke menthol cigarettes. Also, if smoked properly, they will help you relax, calmly, and contribute gracefully, for more improved health terms.

 

2. Get a distinctive tattoo. A good sexy tattoo will copyright or trademark your good looks celebrity, and your good looking celebrity entertainment model. It's so individuals will know which good looking modeling group you happen to be in.

 

3. Total Sobriety is Mandatory. In order to stay good photogenic, and incredible good looking, one has to stay totally sober. Total Total Sobriety is Totally Mandatory. Thank you.

 

4. Total Sobriety, and Good Showering, are Totally Mandatory. Good showering grants lighter features, and grants pointier features. Showering also enhances in other ways that are beneficial, and Very, Very Good Looking. As mentioned, Total Showering is Totally Totally Mandatory, for Everyone.

 

5. Skip Breakfasts. (And Stay Physically Fit.)

 

6. Read Books. (And Play Music.) (And, Watch Television.)

 

Also:

7. Be a Shy Individual. Be shy, And good individuals, will prefer your company more often.

 

Thank You Kindly.

Derek.,


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Also....
(Important: For immediate connection notes, I only use, and employ, myself, or, direct family members, only, as contacts, or as friends. Only myself, or my direct family members, only(!!!). This colleague list, of course, includes actual direct siblings, but does not include cousins. This is important. Sorry.)....,

© 2021 Derek29


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Completely Mandatory: Always leave the entire body and entire mind in perfect complete good healthy working condition.
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This is Important,!!,
It came to my Very Correct Moral understanding, that The Computer is to protect very good looking women. The correct reason for this is, The Satellite Computer most often has the Most Power to Protect Very Good Looking Women,!!,
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(Important: For immediate connection notes, I, Derek Andrew Chin, only use, and employ, myself, and, my direct family members, only, as contacts, or as friends. Only myself, or my direct family members, only(!!!). This colleague list, of course, includes my actual direct siblings, but does not include cousins. This is important(!!!). Sorry.)

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About the Author: Derek Andrew Chin has worked in publishing for over two and half years. He spent two years studying at Vassar, and two and a half years, in, at Columbia University. He has his Bac.. more..

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