W.o.W...

I've rocked you since Beta,

Engrossed since my first gold,

my many faces have come to life,

simply by something thats sold.

I 'Enter the World',

what to do today?

Guess I'll be my warrior,

maybe tank my sorrows away.

Here I am the leader of the pack,

where groups listen to my every word,

Everything I say to do gets done,

I feel so important in this World.

Or I might feel like mass murder,

executing squishies at will,

watching them scatter like rats,

as my Gladiator assaults the Mill.

Relaxing day of mining?

Why not, I fly hella fast.

Take time to drop on some Alli,

Take out real life stress on their a*s.

Perhaps today I'll log the rogue,

take a little ride on an enemy train,

Ambushing all these children,

To make up for my old school pain.

No one ever sees me coming,

I'll cheap shot em and sense their panic,

they go down with ease as I revanish,

Time to camp if I'm feeling manic.

Or it might be the day for my Mage,

there's always time to be a hot female,

Cooking a fireball as I flirt with you,

My one hit kills let you know you fail.

I'm used to making all your damn food,

giving you my water to sustain,

Buff your raids so you're all smarter,

is this more than just a game?

I've spent so much time with you,

that you've become a part of my dailies,

taking me from my dull real life,

to a world filled with entertaining possibilities.

What a perfect team we've been,

three years together and still going strong,

Real people tend to judge or snicker,

So I've been happy with just you, me, and the bong.

Reviews

[Declan Cooney]

LOL! I never knew you had this poem! Glad you don't play WoW anymore!