RHETORICAL MONOLOGUE

It is manifestly impossible that life on earth can continue without the cylindrical calculation necessary to produce a dynamic equation that could solve the incremental delusions propelling the biological ramifications in concert with neurological systems protruding out of all generic platitudes that surround the colossal structures proliferating from composite jurisdictions now existing in our endangered environment.
    It is incumbent on future generations to restore the syndromes relative to the conclusions set forth in parabolic pronouncements here to fore totally ignored by the political philosophy of the major international institutions supported by the derogatory exclamations broadcast from one end of the spectrum to the other.  We are emphatically guaranteed life, liberty and the pursuit of whatever other fantasies we create in our subliminal, convoluted, unofficial illogical mentalities.
    Conversely, we must strive to conjugate all external idiosyncratic dynasties which tend to undermine the very contusions that are the genesis of our sporadic existence at the esoteric level.
    Therefore, it is fitting and proper that all incongruous statements should be modified with fortitude whenever possible to determine if hypocrisy has reached epidemic levels which could have irreversible consequences when factored into the precocious attitudes which are prevalent in today's consortium of existential metaphors.
    The political landscape is littered with bovine excrement which emanates out of governmental edifices,
ad nauseum, on a daily basis.  We must gird ourselves with the armor of righteousness and struggle down the highway of life with an inexorable destiny in mind.

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:: hahahahahahaha... wow... this is too funny... my favourite bit is...

"...to determine if hypocrisy has reached epidemic levels which could have irreversible consequences when factored into the precocious attitudes which are prevalent in today's consortium of existential metaphors..."

[Trigorin]

It's difficult to tell whether you're using comically large and cumbersome words on purpose or not. I personally would lean towards the side that it's better to be understood, in which case you have a double problem: if you're trying to be serious with this, the language you've chosen, while understandable, is difficult to decipher and makes it appear as though you have a different agenda. If you're not being serious and the language was intentional, it's difficult to tell that that's the case.

[demayol]

Hence the title 'Rhetorical Monologue'. rhe·tor·i·cal (r -tôr -k l, -t r -). adj. 1. Of or relating to rhetoric. 2. Characterized by overelaborate or bombastic rhetoric. It is , more or less, taking a jab at the speeches made by our chosen political figures; which I find "difficult to decipher". I appreciate your input.