Jump The Trump Junk

It's not going well for him at all.

The left is ganging up on you 

You're going down in flames 

Republicans are jumping ship 

Trying to save their names 

The media despises you 

and plays you for a fool

If you debate your enemy 

She'll take your a*s to school 

Everything you say is wrong 

Every word's a joke 

The press is running over you 

They'll ruin you for broke 

You're losing all the swing state polls 

You're screwing up the map 

What might turn red is going blue 

You'll never close that gap 

You fucked your party royally 

They have a lot to lose 

If they lose their senate seats

It's you they will accuse

And I don't think you give a s**t 

You're gonna throw this race 

Your nomination's a fiasco 

America's disgrace 

The left is sure to slaughter you 

Yes you'll be crucified 

What in the hell do you expect  

When Every word's a lie 

 

Author's Note

At this point it's not whether Trump's going to win or lose. The question is how big of a fiasco his inevitable defeat is going to be for the Republican party. Will the senate flip is the real race at this point. Trump's done. Even the republicans know that.

Reviews

[angel]

My husband, who is, for some reason, absolutely in LOVE with the Orange Clown, hates it when I make fun of him. Can't help it, though. Too easy, and too much fun!
Here is one of my Trump poems:

TRUMPTY DUMPTY
A Poem by angel
" How can Trumpty get his wall? "

Trumpty Dumpty wanted a wall,
But he didn't know how he could pay for it all.
He thought his pal, Vladdy, might float him a loan,
But the thought of the interest made poor Trumpty groan!

Then he thought,I won't pay it, as I sometimes do,
Even though Vladimir surely would sue.
That didn't disturb him, it failed to subdue...
He'd simply ignore bills, as some bad eggs do!

Unfortunately, his reputation was known;
No m en could he hire. Must he build it alone?
He gave this some thought for a minute or three,
Then decided, "Oh, screw it! I'll go watch TV."

He went back to his bed, where he raptly attends
The sycophant ramblings of Fox and Friends

My writing is full of Trumpy fun. Take a look, if you like this one.

[Keith]

May I extend my sympathies to all US citizens. How did that happen?

[The Analog Kid]

I love the irony of this.

[Mannisena]

"Every word's a joke and
You fucked your party royally " -------exactly..

..The billionaires don't care because poor people are a drag on the system, they don't buy anything, don't pay taxes. so the elite doesn't care, Trump doesn't.

[Linda Marie Van Tassell]

LOL! Prophecy is not your forte. :-)

[mattavelli]

Hello! :)
I thought this guy was killing the GOP. I thought he was way too over the top weird to get even the red states. In my mind, this guy was the real estate bankruptcy guy, failure with other people's money. Something's wrong with the water... The American people deserve to be shat on for letting this guy in. Screw it

[Inda]

Reading this now, it's scary all that has transpired since then.

[WILDERNESS]

HA, I am reading this now when Trump is days from assuming Presidential office. Whats your take now, what happenend, how did they all got it so wrong so much........................ a new poem on this should be very interesting.

[Chris A Jones]

The sad thing is that enough Americans bought his bullshit, hook, line and sinker. The rest is history. But cheer up, comedians will have lots of new material to work with. That's assuming he doesn't sue every last one of them.

[Relic]

Whoops, I think a lot of people misjudged him and the outcome. Whether he'll make a good president or not remains to be seen.