Potty Mouth & Blasphemy

They go together like s**t on a shingle

I enrolled myself in charm school 

They threw my a*s right out 

Said what the f**k is wrong with you 

This ain't tourettes tryouts

You kiss your mother with that mouth 

You filthy redneck slime 

Don't need your stinking potty mouth 

Our school's for the refined 

Went down to the synagogue

Got beat up by the cops 

They tazered me like barbecue

Now all I drink is schnapps

That stinking Rabbi squealed on me 

He sang like a canary 

Not much appreciation for 

my bad vocabulary  

It's not my fault oh yes it is

I can't control my mouth 

My brain it has a disconnect 

cause I come from the south 

Pope Francis man flipped me the bird 

A nun she punched my face 

The Bishops came and kicked my a*s 

and hosed me down with mace

I was praying to Aphrodite 

That's blasphemy they said 

I figured she could get me laid 

A Goddess who gives head 

They said I was a demon seed 

and yanked me from the pew 

Their bullshit god can't get me laid 

I guess I'll try Hindu  

  

Reviews

[Akshita]

You must be pretty unlucky to have gone through all of that! A nice poem though!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by.

[Coyote Poetry]

You taught me something today.
"I was praying to Aphrodite
That's blasphemy they said
I figured she could get me laid
A Goddess who gives head "
Aphrodite. A interesting Goddess. I like the wild places and wild thoughts in the poetry. Thank you my friend for sharing the excellent poetry.
Coyote

[Baby Ricochet]

hank you Coyote

[Coyote Poetry]

You are welcome my friend.

[wordman]

damn,you had a hell of a day ! a*s kicked by a nun

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks Ron.