CRAZY A*S WORLD

A quick, unedited rhyme

Media's such a troubled beast 

The world we see insane 

It crawls into each orifice 

to paralyze your brain 

There's screaming on my TV Screen 

The world's a mess he said 

Even give so much an inch 

They'll shoot our asses dead 

They took away our jobs he said 

and freeloaders all mooch 

They're shoplifting the dollar store 

and drinking up the hooch 

They're shooting up the shopping malls 

They're blowing up the banks 

Obama set up FEMA camps 

He's calling out the tanks 

The bad news bears are everywhere 

We've got to run and hide

The bogeyman's under your bed 

drinking formaldehyde

Holy S**t! what can we do 

To whom should we all turn 

I think I'll vote for Aqua man 

I didn't feel the burn 

I could have plagiarized this bit  

but that's just too much work 

I'd rather write my silly s**t 

It's my peculiar quirk