CRAZY A*S WORLD

A quick, unedited rhyme

Media's such a troubled beast 

The world we see insane 

It crawls into each orifice 

to paralyze your brain 

There's screaming on my TV Screen 

The world's a mess he said 

Even give so much an inch 

They'll shoot our asses dead 

They took away our jobs he said 

and freeloaders all mooch 

They're shoplifting the dollar store 

and drinking up the hooch 

They're shooting up the shopping malls 

They're blowing up the banks 

Obama set up FEMA camps 

He's calling out the tanks 

The bad news bears are everywhere 

We've got to run and hide

The bogeyman's under your bed 

drinking formaldehyde

Holy S**t! what can we do 

To whom should we all turn 

I think I'll vote for Aqua man 

I didn't feel the burn 

I could have plagiarized this bit  

but that's just too much work 

I'd rather write my silly s**t 

It's my peculiar quirk 

Reviews

[Gray]

All true. I don't watch the news or listen to the radio anymore. All crap. Clinton is going to win although I won't vote for either one.

[Baby Ricochet]

Oh yeah, she's going to win. The media has to play along for dramatic affect. Thanks for stopping by

[Cara]

media is avery awful weapon that they use when they don't want to do the dirty work

[Baby Ricochet]

We have too much media with much of it being disingenuous. Thanks Cara

[Cara]

i know, and the worst part is my people were stupid enough to fall for their game that they started fighting each other
i hate that it hurts and i can do jack about it

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

I have to say this made me smile, a delicate rhyming and crafted word play, well done.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Thomas

[Zipper Z]

Pretty clever. Especially unedited; I'd play heck doing nearly as well if I put spent a week on it.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Zipper

[Tate Morgan]

LOL Well we havent much of a choice here do we? I cant abide either of the choices this year

[Baby Ricochet]

Hillary will win. Trump's too unpredictable for the powers that be to win that office.

[Tate Morgan]

I dont know the democrats f*****g mad

[Baby Ricochet]

The Republicans attributed their loss in 2012 to not capturing the Latino vote. Obviously grossly underestimating a sitting president's ground game & running the whitest, cracker a*s, out of touch, rich, Mormon weird a*s underwear wearing a*****e they could find didn't help either. (They'd never admit to that though.) Hillary's going to carry the Woman, African American & Latino vote for sure. Trump's still playing to his Xenophobic, fear mongering, base while the democrat machine pivoted to the far left & moderates (If there's any moderates left) at their convention. Over the next 4 months the Democrats are going to pound the hell out of Trump with negative ads & grossly out spend & maneuver him. He's up against an entrenched, well funded, well connected political machine & every other statement out of his mouth is divisive. The Democrats got this for sure.

[Tate Morgan]

i think trump is winning

[Lyn Anderson]

Hey. So glad you are back with your crazy quirks. I am not sure if you meant to repeat even twice in one line.

[Baby Ricochet]

No, I didn't. I'll fix it. Thanks KL. I appreciate the catch.

[Lyn Anderson]

I enjoy making the catch for someone as clever as you.

[barleygirl]

Your rant is charmingly uninhibited & imaginative. You've gone a bit further than Trump, I daresay, as far as describing this crazy-a*s world. Many off-the-charts expressions & word choices that pump up the audacity & spoof-like nature of your observations. I love overly exaggerated descriptions like this, plus your rhymes are popping.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Barleygirl.

[wordman]

you got that right ! crazy a*s world,and getting worse

[Baby Ricochet]

That's for sure.

[Rainee Whiting]

I am a complete fan of your peculiar quirk!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Rainee

[Pax]

It is great reading from you again my friend, baby r... your still have the edge, the style that is truly yours... well what can i say... the world is as crazy as we think it should be... the media is pretty damn manipulative, or to shiny to ignore,,, we just have to look for the needle in a hay stacks , finding the real thing in the crazy mess people create...

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Pax. It's great to hear from you