Hillary Dickory Dock

More political satire from yours truly

The corporate beltway candidate

leaves voters bored and shocked 

The queen machine we're caught between 

Hillary Dickory Doc 

The question with this candidate 

You've got to wonder why 

The powers wanted her so bad   

they blocked the other guy 

Bernie set pulpits on fire 

He would have mangled Trump 

But no they wanted Hillary 

They played us all for chumps 

She pops up on our TV screens 

and we all fall asleep 

She bores her audience to death 

and most think she's a creep 

Her crashing credibility 

Her boring public style 

Those outrageous speaker fees 

and that chameleon smile 

The wall street banker go to girl 

Establishment war hawk 

Inside corruption effigy 

Hillary Dickory Doc 

The right wing slander mud machine 

It stuck to her like glue 

So now it's all impossible 

to know what's lies or true 

Scream Bengazi email scandal 

Lock her up they said

She hung on their convention 

with her nomination's dread 

It doesn't matter right or wrong 

the right is so obsessed 

She'll never clean the vile stench 

The mud slinging impressed 

The ultimate insider job

Queen of corporate hacks 

Taking special interest cash 

from all her super pacs 

The nominees are bad this year 

I'm voting for a block 

Trump's a sure catastrophe So 

Hillary Dickory Doc 

Author's Note

Hillary's biggest problems; The stain of corruption the right wing mud machine stuck on her & she's dull. Trump, megalomaniac though he is knows how to play to his audience. He's a brilliant carny barker, shake down man. Hillary doesn't do that. She just works at whatever job you throw at her & seems disingenuous about it all. In a time of outrageous spectacle, Hillary seems out of touch, dull & heinously corrupt. That's not good for her brand.

Reviews

[Paul]

I'm more worried about Hilary's rodent daughter Chelsea. She should be a Showcase Idiot in The J Edgar Hoover Building, big time in my opinion! No wonder why Hilary Clinton is so burnt out and flat, Baby Ricochet. In spite of Chelsea AND Bill Clinton, I'm all in favor of Hilary. Maybe both Chelsea and Bill Clinton should be J Edgar Hoover Building Showcase idiots! Chelsea owes me, big time!

[Duncan Brown]

Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen Zen.......................

[Lydia Shutter]

Not going to reveal my political views here. Just want to tell you your rhyming is flawless and I got a few good laughs out of the words. Thank you! Lydi**

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Lydia

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

Ha, this lays bare any and all questions put to her, well done, good read.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks Thomas

[Tate Morgan]

Oh you pretty well called her out on this one. Truth hurts I hope

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Tate

[Tate Morgan]

yeppers I posted one of yours to facebook

[Pryde Foltz]

Yes it is hard to believe what is true and not true about her. She certainly did not read all those emails but lets be honest secretary of state is not a clean job; she is not responsible for that. One thing for sure she cannot be all her critics accuse her of ... a girl just simply wouldn't have the time. What I like about her is I have never seen her lose her cool ... she is always calm and intelligent. That cannot be said for the competition and Bernie did endorse her candidacy. So there's that. I actually find Trump dull ... he is transparent to me. He portrays a big bumbling ego ... hard to believe and seen too many times. He reminds me of a knock knock joke. Goes something like this Knock Knock .... who's there ... trump ... who ... trump ... who ... trump. Stop knocking. If you don't say something intelligent this knock knock joke is over.

[Baby Ricochet]

She's the face of everything the right hates about the establishment left. Trump's a joke that went too far. Considering she's all but guaranteed the Latino, African American, woman & LGBTQ vote (All voting blocks the right has thoroughly alienated) Trump's going to have a difficult time. He has to debate her yet & bullying her isn't going to work. She's been bullied for decades. She knows how to handle that kind of attack.

[Pryde Foltz]

That she does ... she has already dealt him a blow or two ... not usually a fan with ad hominid attacks but here I think it is the most important issue.

[Gee]

Some choice, her or him. Personally I'd pick her over him everyday of the week., unless I wanted to entertain the watching world. Sweet write.

[Baby Ricochet]

Trump's not going to win. The powers that be want Hillary & they're going to get her. Trump's way to unpredictable to be put in that office. God only knows how he would negotiate with the likes of Vladimir Putin or the Saudi royal family. There's just too many potential catastrophes with him in charge.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

yes, not much to choose from...status quo or total instability with a loose cannon...

mmmm, so much to think about and not much to think about at the same time, with this campaign...

it will continue to be mean.

you tell it like it is...as always.

j.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Jacob

[Lyn Anderson]

You summed it up -- but, I must add, from an outsider's perspective, there are few people outside of the U.S. who aren't scared sh*tless of Trump -- the wild card who may just convince some despot or other to press a button or sling a dirty bomb. I also can't imagine our GQ boy over here getting along with Trump. I sure as heck don't envy you your choice, but I don't think there really is one this year.

[Baby Ricochet]

The Latino vote alone will keep Trump out of the white house. Pile African Americans, Women & LGBTQ on top of it & he's no chance whatever. Thanks for stopping by KL. It's always a pleasure to hear from you.