A pointless short very short story

Just loosing up

I saw a billboard 

It was in spanish 

I can't read Spanish 

So I don't know what it said 

It was a guy in a suit with a baseball bat 

It had to be a lawyer 

Lawyers are always threatening to kick someone's a*s 

There's an insanely hot spanish chick at the gym I go to

Jesus Christ on a Pogo stick is that girl ever packing 

If I dared tried talking to her 

or even look at her for too long

My girl might just smack the s**t out of me with a baseball bat 

Maybe that's what the sign said

I can't read spanish so how would I know 

I said this story was pointless. 

Reviews

[Eddie Phillips]

A story can be pointless and still be hilarious. I love the line about lawyers.

[Rita L. Sev]

Pointless maybe, but pretty amusing! And the point just might be that warming up...Good to see you again, Mark.

[Nia Hope]

Pointless as it may have been it was still quite entertaining. Wonderful write as usual. :)

[AaronFreitas]

This is an awesome write... just the thoughts that run through our mind! I could relate to each line my friend... nice work!

[Coyote Poetry]

I agree.
"I can't read spanish so how would I know
I said this story was pointless. "
Good to read you alive and strong words. I need to smile. You always create wild place and bad ending. Thank you for sharing your words.
Coyote

[Corset]

rotflmao, strangely that made sense, lol. glad you are back in the saddle my friend.

[Sami Khalil]

Beware of lawyers and those feisty chics for they can be packing or send you packing...LOl
An excellent one...:).............

[jacob erin-cilberto]

sometimes we just have a crazy journey trying to read someone when we find ourselves attracted to that person----and the wrong move could get us out at first base, game over...third out, bottom of the ninth.

[R Smith]

yep I reckon your right, she'd flatten you, seeing the billboard was a sign, aliens leave them everywhere you know!!!! Great write my friend :)

[Relic]

Lol, yeah, in a way I guess it is pointless but I got to see a hot chick doing the weather. haha