Poetic Frankenstein

I'm crafting Frankenstein poetry
made out of rusty parts

Computer chips and squirrel guts

and old gorilla hearts

My keyboard is a plagiarist

with letters twenty six

It's thieving everybody's work

and turning dirty tricks 

Constructing knock off poetry 

without a warranty 

I'm trolling all the writer sites 

for new commodities 

Reading stealing robbing cheating 

I justify the means 

When you review my Frankenstein 
and feed my praise machine 

Poetic Frankenstein escapes 

I couldn't rein it in 
A mob of angry citizens 

are out to peel my skin

Poetic Frankenstein wanders

the land of cyber dead 

picking up poetic souls 

and chewing off their head

It sucks the words from other works

Devours poems whole 

It ravishes the writer's site 

It preys upon your soul 

Frankenstein came back for me 

It knows I did it wrong 

I can't escape it's horrid grasp

Steroids have made it strong 

The monster I unleashed back when

came back to bite my a*s 

My Frankenstein poetic beast 

threw me off an overpass  

Author's Note

Don't be writing Frankenstein poetry kids. It'll bite ya on the ass.

Reviews

[Lyn Anderson]

You are awesome. These sunny little pieces made my day.:)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you KL

[MomzillaNC]

Well penned! This is as amusing and well crafted as it is pointed!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stoppingby

[MomzillaNC]

yw :)

[willweb]

Exactly as I would have expected from your pen BR. This was so cool. No torches or pitchforks here, just praise for a fellow poet.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Will

[Travis Gibson (poetic h..]

Clever word play... and definitely a good read! I would say more, but I hear there is a monster afoot who eats words. Lol

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you poet

[R Smith]

Brilliant B. I don't know why anyone complains about Plagiarist poems they just get better and better, you should enter this in Momzilla's Poetry Challenge Boiled in Bat Guano, just need to get those words into it and you have a winner, great work :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Richard

[The Twin Arenas]

f*****g frankenstein poetry. no plagiarist could keep up with me. f**k em'

good write. hope you got it out of your system. i want to hear more about waterparks.

[Baby Ricochet]

I don't write to many stories but I'll see what I can do

[The Twin Arenas]

somehow, you don't need them. the fortunate few, ya lucky sonuvagun.

[Chris]

This was a good read... timely and fair.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank ou Chris

[Fran Marie]

Am lovin' this one ...creative take on plagiarism..a monstrous deed,..indeed

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Fran

[Calo]

I really like how you made a Frankenstein of your own

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Calo

[jacob erin-cilberto]

you are not, Frankenstein was the scientist, but the creature you have created here is a very creative monster in its own right...
this is a fresh take on a subject that has been following us around on this site for too long...like the torches just keep coming ...the crowd rioting, going after all those who doctor words out of those of others, and wow, those stitch marks are so obvious.

jacob

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Jacob