Goddamn Ants

The ants are a comin!!!

I had a bag of pork rinds

I threw them in the air

Ants came out of ceiling tiles

and scattered everywhere

Ants don't read no stinking Torah 

They'll take what's not nailed down 

They'll steal a pig from Tyson farms 

and drag it underground 

They'll make up bacon ant burgers 

and give them to the queen 

She's cranking all those larva out

She's always bitchy mean 

The ants dragged off my credit card 

and ordered crap on line 

Those s***s stole my identity 

Well ain't that f*****g fine 

Now my statement's full of charges 

From maple syrup stores

and two thousand pounds of sugar 

that showed up at my door 

So I got a can of ant spray 

and wasted their whole troop

I killed them by the millions

and then they just regrouped 

They hauled off all my furniture 

They tried to steal my truck 

Ants are nesting in my neurons 

My brain they will induct 

Their ant farm ideology 

will seep into my mind 

I'll become an ant extremist

and rob the neighbors blind

They'll spread across America

their evil ant farm law

Insidious as communists 

They'll ban all things bourgeois

They'll enslave all of America 

and turn us into clones

So I called upon our president

He's sending in the drones 

Author's Note

Ants. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Reviews

[♔ CrownedDevil &#..]

Lol!! I loved the idea, it was very funny to read hahah! Nicely done. :-)

Kaze~

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Kaze

[♔ CrownedDevil ☾]

Your very welcome. :-)

[Sami Khalil]

Lol. Hahaha. I think the ants are exempt from the dietary laws of Jews, some Christians and Muslims. A hilarious write...The king of laughter at one of his best...:)..........

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Sami

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome...:).......................

[Lyn Anderson]

I like how you brought silly into serious now with a little shift at the end. Clever boy, and I use that term sparingly, generally I think clever doesn't go with your gender ...:)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you KL