Goddamn Ants

The ants are a comin!!!

I had a bag of pork rinds

I threw them in the air

Ants came out of ceiling tiles

and scattered everywhere

Ants don't read no stinking Torah 

They'll take what's not nailed down 

They'll steal a pig from Tyson farms 

and drag it underground 

They'll make up bacon ant burgers 

and give them to the queen 

She's cranking all those larva out

She's always bitchy mean 

The ants dragged off my credit card 

and ordered crap on line 

Those s***s stole my identity 

Well ain't that f*****g fine 

Now my statement's full of charges 

From maple syrup stores

and two thousand pounds of sugar 

that showed up at my door 

So I got a can of ant spray 

and wasted their whole troop

I killed them by the millions

and then they just regrouped 

They hauled off all my furniture 

They tried to steal my truck 

Ants are nesting in my neurons 

My brain they will induct 

Their ant farm ideology 

will seep into my mind 

I'll become an ant extremist

and rob the neighbors blind

They'll spread across America

their evil ant farm law

Insidious as communists 

They'll ban all things bourgeois

They'll enslave all of America 

and turn us into clones

So I called upon our president

He's sending in the drones 

Author's Note

Ants. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Reviews

[icelandicblue]

Oh my god that was hysterical. Those conniving cannibals dontcha know.

[Baby Ricochet]

That's for sure. Thanks Blue

[The Twin Arenas]

this might be your poetic masterpiece.

it's sort of culmination of all your previous stuff.

I liked it, of course. if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by Waconda

[Rita L. Sev]

The ants go marching one by one... Great allegory here, Mark.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Rita

[Marie]

Ants have built hills around my house, and Carlos can't seem to get rid of them. We've formed a truce...

[Baby Ricochet]

It's for the best

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

A most telling and tried piece that makes one "crawl"!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Thomas. It's good to hear from you

[Ayvid N]

Even ants can be so menacing. Size no matter. Never underestimate a threat. A very creative and entertaining poem.

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you divya

[Corset]

rotfkma, (rolling on the floor kickin my a*s)
that is exactly what it feels like...this was rich! loved it!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Corset

[hardeep sabharwal]

Its funny,, hahaha,, and you have done a great job with words, I enjoyed reading :D

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you hardeep

[R Smith]

That's hilarious, love the way the ants just took over gonna need some pinpoint bombing to clear them out!! Not sure we got the technology!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks Richard

[Chris]

sometimes we have to take our smiles where we find em...

[Baby Ricochet]

that's for sure