Insufferably Groovy

Making fun of hipsters is just to easy

It's ten thousand degrees outside

What's with the woolly scarf

You got your two foot Afghan beard 

right out of Ahab's Wharf 

You're wearing grandpa's checkered shirt

and got his baggy jeans

You said you stole them from goodwill 

before it was mainstream 

You talk that vegan talk at me 

A cig between your teeth 

I'm chewing on a Slim Jim box

made out of beaks and feet

That band you said you used to like 

Before they went mainstream 

sound like cats attacking porcupines

My ears need some morphine 

You're into all that's Anime

It's purely Japanese

We kicked their a*s in forty five

and left a fallout breeze 

Go Hook up with a hipster chick 

She fell for your mystique

She's smoking herbal cigarettes 

and smells like hobo feet 

Thought you were a homeless dude

I handed you a buck 

You're just insufferably groovy

and no one gives a f**k 

Reviews

[R Smith]

That's real funny, yep they are so easy to make fun of and you do it real well, great and hilarious write :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Richard

[Lyn Anderson]

This is funny, tongue in cheek, and so YOU! I think I like it cause I am damned sure you are a real person and not a facsimile thereof.

[Baby Ricochet]

Yeah, I'm a real person alright. Thanks KL