Insufferably Groovy

Making fun of hipsters is just to easy

It's ten thousand degrees outside

What's with the woolly scarf

You got your two foot Afghan beard 

right out of Ahab's Wharf 

You're wearing grandpa's checkered shirt

and got his baggy jeans

You said you stole them from goodwill 

before it was mainstream 

You talk that vegan talk at me 

A cig between your teeth 

I'm chewing on a Slim Jim box

made out of beaks and feet

That band you said you used to like 

Before they went mainstream 

sound like cats attacking porcupines

My ears need some morphine 

You're into all that's Anime

It's purely Japanese

We kicked their a*s in forty five

and left a fallout breeze 

Go Hook up with a hipster chick 

She fell for your mystique

She's smoking herbal cigarettes 

and smells like hobo feet 

Thought you were a homeless dude

I handed you a buck 

You're just insufferably groovy

and no one gives a f**k 

Reviews

[MAD ENGLISHMAN]

As usual well expressed in your own inimitable style. Great write my friend.

[Baby Ricochet]

thanks for stopping by sir

[ANTO]

Hah - this is littered with funnies that you seem to be able to throwaway like Burger King wrappers BR.
I have to admit I squirmed at the reference to the Bomb but I laughed all the way there and thereafter. It so acerbic that it could never be mainstream itself.
Ahabs wharf ... lmao

[Baby Ricochet]

thank you Anto

[KeeD]

Hahah man, I swear you take every stereotype out there and make it into the most epic poem.

[Baby Ricochet]

thanks keegan

[DiMar4u]

my brother, nothing forced here. i enjoyed that piece...thanks for sharing..

[Baby Ricochet]

thanks for stopping by

[Will]

Living in New York City, I've seen my fair share of these folks. They're awful (and cheap), and this is an amazingly hysterical poem. Awesome job, my friend

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Will

[Fran Marie]

too funny ...got twenty dollar in my pocket..goin' to goodwill..no one gives a groovy f**k.. neat write

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Fran

[TL Boehm]

"smells like hobo feet" so funny. chewing on a slim jim box that's made of beaks and feet. Yup. so many funny moments in this one.
Hipsters. Eesh.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you TL

[Rita L. Sev]

Lol! You nailed it, Mark - every generation has 'em, too...

[Baby Ricochet]

Yes they do. Thank you Rita

[Corset]

lol, it used to be called trendy, now it's called mainstream, I can't keep up with the slang these days! Good one Baby!!

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Corset

[nigrum homonculus]

you just summed up every teen in south london with this poem. made me lol like a giant horse

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by Nigrum. It's good to hear from you