Get Out Of Our Park

For s***s and giggles

They threw me out of Sea World 

I had a harpoon gun 

I said hey where's the shark tank at 

I did it just for fun 

They beat my a*s at Disney world 

For hitting on Snow White 

The seven dwarfs ganged up on me

It wasn't a fair fight 

And then the scene at Bush Gardens 

I drank a tub of beer

I had to wrestle Alligators 

When I fell off their pier 

They said I put on quite a show 

But bounced me on my a*s

They took away my souvenirs 

and tore up my free pass 

Universal Studios 

I'm not allowed to enter 

Then there was the incident 

Way down at Epcot center 

I put on a Nazi Uniform 

and marched in their parade 

I yelled SIEG HIEL at the cops 

and stormed their barricade 

Those tazers really f*****g hurt 

They barbequed me good 

I still get letters from the lawyers 

Stay away is understood 

I steer clear of theme parks now 

They say it's for the best 

I'm really only laying low

Before my next arrest 

Reviews

[TL Boehm]

This is hilarious - it speaks to bigger things - but this morning - I'm going to stay light and just laugh.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks TL............

[Ruth]

What I like about this, is what it doesn't say rather than it does...gotta keep fighting the good fight :) x

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks Ruth...........

[Frieda P]

Ha good to see you writing this light shyte again Baby! Definitely quite a few giggles in there, and I hardly think you're kidding. ;)

[Baby Ricochet]

Yeah. I can still write funny. Thanks

[stars are far]

That was very creative work and funny somehow hehe, well done :)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Stars

[Lyn Anderson]

I love Chris's review. There's the truth of it. If my ex one day comes to an untimely demise, my writing will be my undoing I am sure.:) Funny. This write.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you KL

[Chris]

Sigh, you do KNOW if you get pulled over for a traffic stop they WILL shoot you and use this writing to say they were justified - riiight? Chuckling here, but it IS funny!

[Baby Ricochet]

No doubt. Thanks Chris

[Pryde Foltz]

Hahaha … first class fun:)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Pryde.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

this is hysterical....you are beyond creative, my friend.

loved every bit of it.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Jacob