Get Out Of Our Park

For s***s and giggles

They threw me out of Sea World 

I had a harpoon gun 

I said hey where's the shark tank at 

I did it just for fun 

They beat my a*s at Disney world 

For hitting on Snow White 

The seven dwarfs ganged up on me

It wasn't a fair fight 

And then the scene at Bush Gardens 

I drank a tub of beer

I had to wrestle Alligators 

When I fell off their pier 

They said I put on quite a show 

But bounced me on my a*s

They took away my souvenirs 

and tore up my free pass 

Universal Studios 

I'm not allowed to enter 

Then there was the incident 

Way down at Epcot center 

I put on a Nazi Uniform 

and marched in their parade 

I yelled SIEG HIEL at the cops 

and stormed their barricade 

Those tazers really f*****g hurt 

They barbequed me good 

I still get letters from the lawyers 

Stay away is understood 

I steer clear of theme parks now 

They say it's for the best 

I'm really only laying low

Before my next arrest 

Reviews

[R. L. Hill]

This is hilarious...Quite adventurous and rather reckless.

[ANTO]

Hah! Sorry Im so like you BR! Hellraiser that you are. My hellraisin days are over thank the lord.
This was reminiscent of the great Doc Wood - he always made me smile and this one induced a similar facial aspect lol.
Picturing you with Snow Whites mates hanging off your tri/bi's and deltoids mate - very witty soldier!!!

[Baby Ricochet]

lol! Thanks Anto

[Briana O'Connor]

Bahahahahahahahaha! That is awesome. I can't say I've ever been kicked out or banned from a theme park, but I can say that for many bars and stores...lol

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Briana

[Annabelle Lee]

hahahaha very entertaining. and after these past few days I needed entertaining

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks Annabelle

[AYVID N]

A very entertaining read...

They beat my a*s at Disney world
For hitting on Snow White
The seven dwarfs ganged up on me
It wasn't a fair fight

It's tough to do funny writes and you are a writer who does it so well.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Divya

[Bill O. Writes]

The only thing that could possibly ever make this any better is if these stories were true. Thanks for the laugh

[Baby Ricochet]

thanks for stopping by

[Cara]

i know how hard it is, being replaced
shame it is replacing great with silliness

[Cara]

great poem, i loved it :D

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by

[Corset]

This has GOT to be my favorite of yours ever.

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Corset

[Cody Williams]

Very witty and funny write BR! Thanks for sharing it!

-CW

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks Cody

[Lydia Shutter]

Absolutely hilarious romp! Love the rhythm and rhyme and the tongue in cheek humor. Very clever work. Lydi**

[Baby Ricochet]

Thank you Lydia