Drag Queens

A quick write based on Observations from going to drag queen bingo. Those girls can smell homophobia at the door and when they do, you're they're little b***h. It's hysterically fun to watch.

Drag queens have some king cojones

when they're in your face

They could care less what you think

about their time or place 

Tougher than a pack of pit bulls

dressed up in spiky heels 

Drag queens are some bad a*s b*****s

you don't want to deal 

A gang of dudes dressed up like Divas

is gonna get some s**t 

Drag queens have had it up to here 

and they can deal with it 

Drag queens know how to handle hate

They'll play you for a fool 

Be talking bullshit at their show 

They'll take your a*s to school 

So when you go to drag queen bingo

leave homophobes at home 

Once drag queens catch the scent of fear

They won't leave you alone

Author's Note

Drag Queen bingo is fun, and you get jello shots when the jello shot letters get called.

Reviews

[Rita L. Sev]

Drag Queens are, I think, damn brave people, and yes indeed they can kick some a*s. In your quirky way, you see and reveal the best in people, Mark. :) Love this one!

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! Thank you Rita

[Tai Ryens]

As the saying goes, real men wear pink. Drag queens also draw out respect from me for doing what many people will damn them for doing and loving it. Well done and humorous as always.

[Baby Ricochet]

Drag Queens are a riot. I saw a huge black one once named "Flotilla DeBarge." Her name alone had me in stitches. She was great fun.

[Lyn Anderson]

Wow, that sounds like a hoot for sure, and I have to say, I have seen this, in other circumstances, and you do not want to mess with these divas.

[Baby Ricochet]

Drag Queens, typically flamboyant gays to begin with, have been bullied and harassed their whole lives and they are not taking it any more.

[Marie]

I've never met any drag queens, but they sound interesting.

I have had jello shots and didn't care for them.

[Baby Ricochet]

They're entertainers, typically

[Phantom Heart]

I was an extra once, in a short film at a drag queen bar in Long Beach. It was extremely fun. I wore a big pink wig and and all different shades of pink outfit. One of the Queens didn't even know I was a woman, Well I was 22 or something around that time, so I girl to me still! I had more fun that night. I loved their names too.

[Baby Ricochet]

That's awesome ! I won a bottle of jack Daniels and a box of condoms at drag queen bingo once for taking my shirt off and dancing around to the song "It's raining men" It was a hoot.

[Troy Henson]

Hahaha now theres a night out on the town

[Baby Ricochet]

Lol! That's for sure

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha you made me laugh.I would love to go to drag queen bingo .Funny good write Baby :)

[Baby Ricochet]

It's a lot of fun. Thank you

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are welcome :)

[Frieda P]

I know I've read this one before Baby, I distinctly recall bingo and the pit bulls. There was a bet or something too, no? Enjoyed it just as much the second time around.....

[Baby Ricochet]

No, this is a new one. Thanks for stopping by

[Frieda P]

You love those drag queens, dontcha?

[Baby Ricochet]

Of course. They're quite entertaining

[Frieda P]

I've never had the pleasure of up close and personal....

[A. Amos]

Enjoyable read buddy, thanks for sharing knowledgeable details on drag queens:)

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks for stopping by Amos