Fist Full of Pope

This one's a little weird and possibly offensive. Well, maybe.

Fist full of pope swings slings and rope

He'll slap your a*s around 

He drive's Da Vinci's Ministry

When he throws down in town

Drinking gin and Jesus juice 

He rides a wood commode 

Got penance for parishioners 

Jujitsu choking hold 

Fist full of pope he drops the soap 

then knocks you to the mat

He'll crush you with his crucifix

He's reformation phat

He's rolling up the pope mobile

He's got the rag top down 

He's selling off the silverware 

at six pence for a pound 

Fist full of pope swing from his rope 

Confessions with a noose 

Catholicism's vengeance man 

Saint Vitus on the loose 

He's got torpedoes in his tubes 

He's buck shot barrel full 

His howitzer is homing in 

He's bare brass knuckles full 

Fist full of pope there is no hope 

He's got your final ride

Breaking out with barrels blazing 

He's gonna have your hide

Fist full of pope  

Author's Note

I know. BR'S been playing in the med cabinet again. It's got flow though

Reviews

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lol...this is very funny Baby .Maybe I should play in the medicine cabinet too lol

[Baby Ricochet]

Thanks vidya

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are welcome :)

[Lyn Anderson]

Yeah, umm, I don't know what to say to this one at all, sorry. Didn't see any grammar mistakes, and it's got a good beat?

[Baby Ricochet]

That'll work. Thanks KL

[Marie]

Sure, you can dance to it...

[Baby Ricochet]

More mosh pit than ballroom

[Frieda P]

I think the funniest part is this is the FIRST time you thought you had to bring this to our attention " This one's a little weird and possibly offensive. I can't review this being Catholic then I'll have to go to confession or hell....not sure which is worse. :)

[Baby Ricochet]

I was raised southern baptist. We didn't have confession. We just got yelled at a lot. Thank you Frieda.

[Frieda P]

Lucky you, we got both....

[jacob erin-cilberto]

i was raised Catholic....i loved the movie "dogma"

and i really like this poem....i have veered away from organized religion...to much to hide behind....and it isn't all about the Lord...there is believing..but there is also believing...

as usual, your writes make us ponder.

[Baby Ricochet]

Dogma's one of the greatest comedies of all time. I've seen it more than once in fact. Thanks for the review Jacob